How NOT to advertise your horse

Sadly I've seen a few 'screwball' ponies for sale recently :rolleyes:

Here's one advert in full!

Screwball Poney. Not Broke In Its Been Handled. Its Castrated 13.2 Hands. Just Turned 3 Year Old Easy Boxed. £300

I saw this earlier and thought it was more than a little strange, what's with the tags? :confused:
 
Sadly I've seen a few 'screwball' ponies for sale recently :rolleyes:

Here's one advert in full!



I saw this earlier and thought it was more than a little strange, what's with the tags? :confused:

THIS is the best part

WARNING : If you buy him and treat him as just something to use rather than as a beloved pet, the resultant bad karma will probably cause terrible things to befall you and generations of your descendants
 
Oh gosh... well I take it she is quite an angry woman... & possibly actually not that keen to sell...
"Dutchie was supposed to have been sold two years ago as part of a divorce settlement . I've completely run out of bogus lame excuses and outright lies why I've not yet done so, so here he is."
Oh the plus side in the video the horse looks lovely and she has been quite refreshingly open in the advert so I actually don't think I'd be put off if I were looking and had $17500 to spend!!!!
 
Oh gosh... well I take it she is quite an angry woman... & possibly actually not that keen to sell...
"Dutchie was supposed to have been sold two years ago as part of a divorce settlement . I've completely run out of bogus lame excuses and outright lies why I've not yet done so, so here he is."
Oh the plus side in the video the horse looks lovely and she has been quite refreshingly open in the advert so I actually don't think I'd be put off if I were looking and had $17500 to spend!!!!

tomneese would be the one to talk to then ;)
 
Oh gosh... well I take it she is quite an angry woman... & possibly actually not that keen to sell...
"Dutchie was supposed to have been sold two years ago as part of a divorce settlement . I've completely run out of bogus lame excuses and outright lies why I've not yet done so, so here he is."
Oh the plus side in the video the horse looks lovely and she has been quite refreshingly open in the advert so I actually don't think I'd be put off if I were looking and had $17500 to spend!!!!

She ??!!??!! uh, hello... Just checked and i'm not a she
Tom N
 
Not you Tom N!!! The lady with the advert!! Or am I missing something or is it your advert?! :confused:

It's mine. In the ad it gives my name and youtube channel- the lady riding is my S.O. :-)

I've had this horse since the day he was born-and I do have to sell him :-(
Tom N
 
You have an unusual advertising technique!!! Lol!!!

What a shame for you - as I said in my earlier post, looks a lovely horse!!! Have you had much interest?
 
You have an unusual advertising technique!!! Lol!!!

What a shame for you - as I said in my earlier post, looks a lovely horse!!! Have you had much interest?

He was "sold" but a pre purchase exam xray showed a small bone spur on a coffin bone. had no idea it was there and with this "horrible malady" he's only able to gallop and jump over steep rocky terrain, barefoot, for two to four hours at a time twice a week while fox hunting :-)
I resubmitted the ad with this disclosure.

Tom N
 
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