Huggly Horsemanship- Help Please

[Tinsel Trouble]

Please help me!

I have done everything right but I have not made the team yet.

I always wear my velour riding tracksuits in powder blue, baby pink and white- I matchy matchy all my numnahs and brow bands, hats and gloves and whips and grooming kit to my tracksuit. I wear a bommer jacket with my name and my horses names embroidered on the back and I have dyed my long long hair blonde.

I have put the horse in 12 heavy weight rugs (all matching). He is not allowed outside incase he gets wet, or cold, or dirty and I tickle him everyday with my new Huggly Horsemanship Tickling Stick (with diamante handle) and I still can not make the pony club SJ team... What can I do?!

 

[Niddlynoo]

Like!

 

[s4sugar]

The problem is obvious - you don't have the right horsebox to match and some barstewards insist on making the jumps in different & non matchy colours!

 

[Tinsel Trouble]

I over heard Britney telling Chardonnday that it was cos my pony is 3 and 13hh!

I will cry at daddy to buy me a horse box and get him to change the jumps.

 

[kirstykate]

Start thinking F you, I dont want to be in your poxy team I never wanted to be in teams but was always persuaded P.S you will need an Oakley when you move to Stamford

 

[Tammytoo]

Yoiu forgot to paint his hooves to match your nail-varnish!

 

[muddygreymare]

You've missed something here... your horse doesn't match you! Not unless its power blue, baby pink and grey tri colour Therefore your matchy matchy is a fail!

 

[Tinsel Trouble]

You've missed something here... your horse doesn't match you! Not unless its power blue, baby pink and grey tri colour Therefore your matchy matchy is a fail!

Oh!! will paint work?

 

[ester]

no dye silly!