Human sacrifice wanted for weather gods

Oh, by the way Shilasdair, I hate wicker so, as I'm doing this for the benefit of others, I want something intricately carved from mahogany.
 
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Oh, by the way Shilasdair, I hate wicker so, as I'm doing this for the benefit of others, I want something intricately carved from mahogany.

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Oh, no! I've just finished the wicker woman...I even gave her donkey ears.
Does your contract say you can make all these demands?
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HUH, go on then. See if I care
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*flounces off*

PS. keep up with my edits will ya!!
 
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As gale-force winds continue to lash the South West Coastline this morning, reports are coming in of a donkey spontaneously combusting. The owner, known as 'The Donkeylady, was found nearby clutching a wicker image of a half donkey half woman. All that remains of the donkey is a pile of dust and a pair of very charred ears. A witness has made claims of seeing a hedgehog with horns, scurrying away from the scene, clutching a sat-anic-nav. Police are asking for any information to be emailed to hedgehorn@shilasdair.sat<br />
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<u>Donkey into Dust</u>
As gale-force winds continue to lash the South West Coastline this morning, reports are coming in of a donkey spontaneously combusting. The owner, known as 'The Donkeylady, was found nearby clutching a wicker image of a half donkey half woman. All that remains of the donkey is a pile of dust and a pair of very charred ears. A witness has made claims of seeing a hedgehog with horns, scurrying away from the scene, clutching a sat-anic-nav. Police are asking for any information to be emailed to hedgehorn@shilasdair.sat&lt;br /&gt;
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But ... what we really need to know: how is the weather??? It's still rotten here.
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