Humans RANT by Red.

[eahotson]

Just got to the computor.About to contact the RSPCA, BHS and anyone else I can think of.Well, some dozy human didn't do up the catch on the gate properly.I am still out at night for my breathing.Anyway, found my way out and went to explore.Found the unlocked feed room.Not my fault if its unlocked and anyway what are you meant to DO in a feed room!!!! Thats right!! EAT. So I did, including some scrummy oats that I don't normally get even to smell.Found by YO in the morning.Didn't look like YO.Didn't look like any of the humans I see in the yard, including my own.This one looked smart and smelled nice.She went a funny purple colour though and said some unprintable words.Missed her train to a meeting in London apparently.
Anyway I was banged up and not so much as a smell of haylage as WE HAVE TO PLAY IT SAFE.MIGHT HAVE TO CALL THE VET!!!!! Didn't even get my apples from my human.Shes the Fruit is better than mints for your teeth type.YEAH but mints are more fun.The whole thing was downright spiteful if you ask me.

 

[JosieSmith]

Aw, poor Red. I've never been lucky enough to break into the feed room, but I've heard it can cause a bad tummy so maybe that's why you're banged up today.

Belle x

 

[Mistyrocks]

aww... If only my human thought about doing that.... I once found a whole bag of carrots in the tack room and tipped them out and my human was laughing :O being locked in is better than having tummy ache....

Breeze x

 

[PaddyMonty]

Dear Red,
As my human keeps reminding me.... 'You do the crime, you do the time'

 

[brucea]

Me, I'm a cob, I escaped and ate half a bag of speedibeet. Was good at the time, but cut all my outh. My human got the vet up becuase I was doubled over in agony with y guts.

Vet gave me injections and a whole big container of oil through a tube.

My owner was NOT impressed with what came out the other end. Gross.

Will I do it again given the chance....definitely! I'm a cob !