Hunt themed sketch

[Equus Leather]

Hello,

I've found myself writing the scripts for the hunt sketch show and I need some help!

One idea I have is the Dead Parrot sketch from Monty Python but doing the Dead Fox sketch instead...bit close to the bone, but what the heck...thinking along the lines of this fox died from natural causes...something something...but I'm having trouble as I don't know an awful lot about hunting...any budding writers out there to help me?? I was thinking that it would be an exchange between a huntsman and a policeman....???

 

[peakpark]

Can you find any quotes from Labour MPs on the subject of hunting? There's a classic bit in David Blunkett's diaries demonstrating that they don't realise that Fell packs hunt with hounds!

 

[Equus Leather]

Thank you, will look now!