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Sod Charlie - Who loves hunting Antis?
Hunting Antis
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severnmiles
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Sod Charlie - Who loves hunting Antis?
Well it passes the time. Only problem is, most don't give us a good chase, they simply cower on the ground so I think hunting a sock is still more exciting then hunting antis. :smirk:
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countess
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We never have any!!
severnmiles
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My hunt don't either. But previous hunts used to be visited by the rent a thug zombies!
Tinkerbee
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Fairynuff
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so arent you happy? I thought 'anti's' were bad news for the hunting fraternity! :crazy: Go on, admit it, they liven up your day :grin:. Mairi, anti-ish
wrighty
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You lot will hunt anything. tut.
When I suggested to a few members of the local hunt that if they loved the excitement of the chase so much that they should chase me one weekend they said it would be a good day out, until I suggested that I make it a little more exciting by either carrying a pick axe handle or maybe an air rifle.
The tough hunters then came up with excuses for not doing it "That wouldn't be fair", "You might hit the horses" and "It was a silly idea in the 1st place."
I explained I was a good shot with a rifle and axe handle so would only hit the red jacket wearing fool on the top.
I am not condoning violence but if all parties are willing I see no problem, it's just like boxing.
When I suggested to a few members of the local hunt that if they loved the excitement of the chase so much that they should chase me one weekend they said it would be a good day out, until I suggested that I make it a little more exciting by either carrying a pick axe handle or maybe an air rifle.
The tough hunters then came up with excuses for not doing it "That wouldn't be fair", "You might hit the horses" and "It was a silly idea in the 1st place."
I explained I was a good shot with a rifle and axe handle so would only hit the red jacket wearing fool on the top.
I am not condoning violence but if all parties are willing I see no problem, it's just like boxing.
soggy
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Wrighty
Just come down to the Essex Farmers or the Crawley and Horsham and make the same offer. I know several fine hunt supporters who would willing take you up on your offer. Axe handle and air rifle included. You would certain find both firmly lodged where the sun don't shine by the end of the day.
Go on, go on, go on.
Just come down to the Essex Farmers or the Crawley and Horsham and make the same offer. I know several fine hunt supporters who would willing take you up on your offer. Axe handle and air rifle included. You would certain find both firmly lodged where the sun don't shine by the end of the day.
Go on, go on, go on.
endymion
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Really? I thought they had to be on their best behaviour since the Upton embarrasment. And JP's a bit of a liability 'int he? Not great publicity.
If you people at the Essex had any brain cells you'd learn to 'play the game" (Uptons fav term) a bit more cleverly than behaving like knuckle dragging thugs.
Not to worry, bad publicity for you is good good good for us! Keep it coming...... :grin:
If you people at the Essex had any brain cells you'd learn to 'play the game" (Uptons fav term) a bit more cleverly than behaving like knuckle dragging thugs.
Not to worry, bad publicity for you is good good good for us! Keep it coming...... :grin:
severnmiles
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Well Wrighty you do know that by law we have to shoot our quarry when its flushed, I'll gladly come hunt you even armed with a pick axe handle or an air rifle because by law..I'll be the one carrying the shot gun...
My brother has been shot by an air rifle and he doesn't have a very high pain threshold yet said it didn't hurt that much...just don't aim for my horse!
My brother has been shot by an air rifle and he doesn't have a very high pain threshold yet said it didn't hurt that much...just don't aim for my horse!
soggy
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It wasn't by you by any chance? :grin:
soggy
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Just responding in kind Edna
Any time you feel brave enough just volunteer. I'm sure someone will oblige.
But you'll have to come out of you 22nd floor flat in Romford though.
wrighty
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'Kin 'Ell it's cowboy time, riding the horse and using a shotgun sounds like a recipe for disaster.
"You would certain find both firmly lodged where the sun don't shine by the end of the day."
Well seeing it would be the end of the day the sun wouldn't be shining in most places. I am assuming that you are talking about inserting the above mentioned weapons up my anus, I tihnk I'd better tell you that don't go in for that type of sexual activity but if that's what you like I won't stop you from doing it to yourself. Each to thier own.
"You would certain find both firmly lodged where the sun don't shine by the end of the day."
Well seeing it would be the end of the day the sun wouldn't be shining in most places. I am assuming that you are talking about inserting the above mentioned weapons up my anus, I tihnk I'd better tell you that don't go in for that type of sexual activity but if that's what you like I won't stop you from doing it to yourself. Each to thier own.
soggy
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I'd say it would be done by 10-00AM at the latest. :grin:
endymion
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Look the 'oh-so-scary' Essex Terrier boys are just some chavs with no brains and all they have to do with their time is kill animals and look forward to a rumble with anti's. I feel sorry for them.
severnmiles
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But then what do the antis have in their life that they have to go out sabbing? If you want to do some good for animals, do something like CalaAngel does. All credit where its due.
Wrighty, why is it you and Endy turn every post towards Soggy into sex? :shocked: What is it you're giving off Sogs?
I thought it was just us blood thirsty, tight breeches, long boot wearing, whip carrying hunting crowd that turned everything possible into sex...
Wrighty, why is it you and Endy turn every post towards Soggy into sex? :shocked: What is it you're giving off Sogs?
I thought it was just us blood thirsty, tight breeches, long boot wearing, whip carrying hunting crowd that turned everything possible into sex...
wrighty
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"I'd say it would be done by 10-00AM at the latest"
That wouldn't be at the end of the day then would it.
"Wrighty, why is it you and Endy turn every post towards Soggy into sex?"
I was just commenting that he had threatened to shove something up my bum (I am assuming "where the sun don't shine" is refering to my bottom) and that it wasn't my idea of fun.
"turn every post"
Do we? I hadn't noticed that before, which post in particular?
That wouldn't be at the end of the day then would it.
"Wrighty, why is it you and Endy turn every post towards Soggy into sex?"
I was just commenting that he had threatened to shove something up my bum (I am assuming "where the sun don't shine" is refering to my bottom) and that it wasn't my idea of fun.
"turn every post"
Do we? I hadn't noticed that before, which post in particular?
soggy
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No need to feel sorry for them Edna. I believe they quite enjoy it.
Eagle_day
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" .... I believe they quite enjoy it."
But the vast majority of them do grow out of it, which is a good job really as there's nothing quite so pathetic as a middle-aged anti. These fall into 3 categories:
1. The hardened criminal, like Huskisson, and others recently convicted for digging up dead bodies.
2. Social inadequates like the Wildes and Penny Little.
3. Candidates for Care in the Community like that nutter who dreamt he was "flying with the guinea pigs".
You couldn't make it up.
But the vast majority of them do grow out of it, which is a good job really as there's nothing quite so pathetic as a middle-aged anti. These fall into 3 categories:
1. The hardened criminal, like Huskisson, and others recently convicted for digging up dead bodies.
2. Social inadequates like the Wildes and Penny Little.
3. Candidates for Care in the Community like that nutter who dreamt he was "flying with the guinea pigs".
You couldn't make it up.
Eagle_day
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Ah the 80's - those were the days. You just don't seem to get the numbers these days, especially since the ban. Who-oop!
Reginald
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Sod Charlie - Who loves hunting Antis?
Work!
severnmiles
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Sod Charlie - Who loves hunting Antis?
Work!
Oh we do, us 'country bumpkins' aren't your average 9-5's, oh hold on, your type don't even manage that do you, too busy planning which hunt you can sab next, what is dole pay nowadays?
Fairynuff
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so where does that leave me?
severnmiles
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You're coming around...you like the sound of the horn
Eagle_day
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"so where does that leave me?"
I'm disappointed, Mairi. A lady should never admit to her age.
I'm disappointed, Mairi. A lady should never admit to her age.
wrighty
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Once agaiin we lower into the generalisations.
"1. The hardened criminal, like Huskisson, and others recently convicted for digging up dead bodies.
2. Social inadequates like the Wildes and Penny Little.
3. Candidates for Care in the Community like that nutter who dreamt he was "flying with the guinea pigs"."
"what is dole pay nowadays?"
"Oh we do, us 'country bumpkins' aren't your average 9-5's"
I thought we all agreed that all hunters are not just stuck up rich people who own the big estates, there are "normal" people that do it - saying that it is amazing how many pro's say that they are the hard working farmers of this land and not "9-5ers", I'm sure there are plenty doing the hunting, I believe there may also be the odd unemployed person who enjoys the hunts.
As for the Anti's I am sure that they are all not long haired dole scrounging hippies, some of them will have jobs (well paid or minimam wage), some will be rich layabouts and some will be the hard working farmers of this land.
As for criminal types do we need to name people like John Hawkins, Andrew Hazletine, Joscelyn Cleveland, Wayne Spencer, George Dewer and Peter Boggis?
We can all use names of people convicted, cautioned or up for trial for thier parts in pro/anti activities.
Last bit for now.
"there's nothing quite so pathetic as a middle-aged anti"
So does it matter what age they are to have beliefs against cruelty to animals? I have been against hunting for 20yrs and will continue til the day I die (Time for the threats and stuff from pro's)
"1. The hardened criminal, like Huskisson, and others recently convicted for digging up dead bodies.
2. Social inadequates like the Wildes and Penny Little.
3. Candidates for Care in the Community like that nutter who dreamt he was "flying with the guinea pigs"."
"what is dole pay nowadays?"
"Oh we do, us 'country bumpkins' aren't your average 9-5's"
I thought we all agreed that all hunters are not just stuck up rich people who own the big estates, there are "normal" people that do it - saying that it is amazing how many pro's say that they are the hard working farmers of this land and not "9-5ers", I'm sure there are plenty doing the hunting, I believe there may also be the odd unemployed person who enjoys the hunts.
As for the Anti's I am sure that they are all not long haired dole scrounging hippies, some of them will have jobs (well paid or minimam wage), some will be rich layabouts and some will be the hard working farmers of this land.
As for criminal types do we need to name people like John Hawkins, Andrew Hazletine, Joscelyn Cleveland, Wayne Spencer, George Dewer and Peter Boggis?
We can all use names of people convicted, cautioned or up for trial for thier parts in pro/anti activities.
Last bit for now.
"there's nothing quite so pathetic as a middle-aged anti"
So does it matter what age they are to have beliefs against cruelty to animals? I have been against hunting for 20yrs and will continue til the day I die (Time for the threats and stuff from pro's)
severnmiles
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Can I post yet another one? Posting at 1.49am...what sort of job do you have? :shocked: :shocked: :grin:
:grin:wrighty
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I work nights looking after people with disabilities, have worked all but 3 months of my working life (due to redundancy) and still have time to do hoddies, help people who need it and try to stop cruelty to animals.
Eagle_day
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"what is dole pay nowadays?"
"Oh we do, us 'country bumpkins' aren't your average 9-5's"
Don't attribute quotes to me that I didn't make. As for generalisations, I thought they were pretty good descriptions, not mutually exclusive, of the 15 or so hunt monitors.
"there's nothing quite so pathetic as a middle-aged anti"
So does it matter what age they are to have beliefs against cruelty to animals?
Not all at. But what's cruelty got to do with hunting?
"Oh we do, us 'country bumpkins' aren't your average 9-5's"
Don't attribute quotes to me that I didn't make. As for generalisations, I thought they were pretty good descriptions, not mutually exclusive, of the 15 or so hunt monitors.
"there's nothing quite so pathetic as a middle-aged anti"
So does it matter what age they are to have beliefs against cruelty to animals?
Not all at. But what's cruelty got to do with hunting?
peakpark
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Hilarious!