Everard_Busby
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I'm delighted at long last to have received the following letter from the Alliance and wanted to share it with you all. I'm thrilled to bits!
Dear Mr Busby,
Thank you for the thirty seven letters you have sent to the Alliance during the last month. I apologise for the delay in replying but we ran a competition to see who would be picked to reply and had such a laugh doing it we got carried away and forgot about actually writing to you.
You describe at great length your concern that you may be breaking the Hunting Act 2004 by using your dogs to flush out deer on your property. I note that you backed up your correspondence with a commendably detailed array of data such as Ordnance Survey maps and coordinates, signed affidavits from the dinner lady from the local nursery school that she has indeed witnessed your actions during her frequent fag breaks, an album of photographs capturing the "flush" and over a dozen videos you yourself have made (NB I enclose one of the videos which I think you intended to send to magazine called Readers' Wives; out of compassion we enclose free of charge Michael Winner's Fat Pig Diet book).
My opening words were "thank you" and I meant it. We've had such a laugh in the office over all of this. Indeed, a colleague of ours who's been suffering from depression for over a year is now off the Prozac and quite full of hale and pace.
I am therefore delighted to assure you that no court in the land would ever determine that you were "hunting" within the terms of the said Act. Please don't take this personally, but we reckon only a retard would think it was.
I remain, sincerely yours,
Rory Featherstonehaugh
PS Concerning your second query, the Alliance policy is that ketamine should only ever be used on horses.
Dear Mr Busby,
Thank you for the thirty seven letters you have sent to the Alliance during the last month. I apologise for the delay in replying but we ran a competition to see who would be picked to reply and had such a laugh doing it we got carried away and forgot about actually writing to you.
You describe at great length your concern that you may be breaking the Hunting Act 2004 by using your dogs to flush out deer on your property. I note that you backed up your correspondence with a commendably detailed array of data such as Ordnance Survey maps and coordinates, signed affidavits from the dinner lady from the local nursery school that she has indeed witnessed your actions during her frequent fag breaks, an album of photographs capturing the "flush" and over a dozen videos you yourself have made (NB I enclose one of the videos which I think you intended to send to magazine called Readers' Wives; out of compassion we enclose free of charge Michael Winner's Fat Pig Diet book).
My opening words were "thank you" and I meant it. We've had such a laugh in the office over all of this. Indeed, a colleague of ours who's been suffering from depression for over a year is now off the Prozac and quite full of hale and pace.
I am therefore delighted to assure you that no court in the land would ever determine that you were "hunting" within the terms of the said Act. Please don't take this personally, but we reckon only a retard would think it was.
I remain, sincerely yours,
Rory Featherstonehaugh
PS Concerning your second query, the Alliance policy is that ketamine should only ever be used on horses.