HUSBANDS ARE KNOW IT ALLS!!!!!!

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A bit peaved really so this is just a moan! My pony is great 90% of the time - but can be spooky - been fiddling about with feed ready for my long distance on monday - (still worrying about pigs!) Have bought 'Calms' and started taking them this morning so i can get a build up (hope they dont make me sleepy) Anyway, back to the point of the moan! My husband took her out this morning as his horses saddle has gone away to be re flocked - of course she was good as gold - so apparently its all my fault 'nothing wrong with her-its the rider!!!!!' I am going to divorce him or kill him!!!!
 
He already thinks we all are completly mad - cannot understand how we can talk for hours about a horse - He thinks im the craziest of everyone - as im not a novice owner (had horses for 7 years) he thinks that by now i should know every aspect of riding and owning and that as i dont i must be someone with 'learning difficulties' He just got on a horse one day and rode it and thats how its done!!!!!!! He cannot see how anyone is nervous or doesnt want to go fast! You can imagine what our hacks together are like!
 
Just remember he is only a man. We women are a superia breed, ...



The One Flaw In Women
>By the time the Lord made woman,
>He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
>An angel appeared and said,
>Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
>And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
>She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
>have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
>and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
>have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
>have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
>-and she will do everything with only two hands."
>
>The angel was astounded at the requirements
>"Only two hands!? No way!
>And that's just on the standard model?
>That's too much work for one day.
>Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
>"But I won't," the Lord protested.
>"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own
>heart.
>She already heals herself when she is sick
>AND can work 18 hour days."
>
>The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
>"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
>
>"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
>"but I have also made her tough.
>You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
>
>"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>
>The Lord replied,
>"Not only will she be able to think,
>he will be able to reason and negotiate."
>
>The angel then noticed something,
>and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
>Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
>I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
>That's not a leak,"
>the Lord corrected,
>"that's a tear!"
>What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
>The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
>her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
>her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
>The angel was impressed.
>You are a genius, Lord.
>You thought of everything!
>Woman is truly amazing."
>
>And she is!
>Women have strengths that amaze men.
>They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
>but they hold happiness, love and joy..
>They smile when they want to scream.
>They sing when they want to cry.
>They cry when they are happy
>and laugh when they are nervous.
>They fight for what they believe in.
>They stand up to injustice.
>They don't take "no" for an answer
>when they believe there is a better solution.
>They go without so their family can have.
>]They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
>They love unconditionally.
>They cry when their children excel
>and cheer when their friends get awards.
>They are happy when they hear about
>a birth or a wedding.
>Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>They grieve at the loss of a family member,
>yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
>They know that a hug and a kiss
>can heal a broken heart.
>Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
>They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
>to show how much they care about you.
>The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
>They bring joy, hope and love.
>They have compassion and ideals.
>They give moral support to their family and friends.
>Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
>
>HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
>IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
>





 
Trouble is he's probably right on this!

You are busy telling us how wound up you are, how nervous of this ride you are, and what's in the brain DOES go down the rein. My neighbour's driving pony is dreadful in traffic if she's driving it but doesn't turn a hair if I put my hands on the reins, similarly my bombproof pony is suddenly scared of tractors and lorries if my neighbour drives her but has never even looked at them with me driving.

Try to switch to his mindset and you'll be amazed how calm your pony is!


Remember: CHILL and keep breathing!
 
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I am going to divorce him or kill him!!!!

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Maybe you should take some lessons with him instead.
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thank you for your response maniscore - i feel i must bow to you - you are very lucky to be so talented!
also to GTs - for such helpful advise
To every one else - thanks for the laughs - it was meant to be funny!
Big thanks for the poem - really lovely! x
 
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