I do love horses! (And a Question) *Long*

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Just had to make a nice, light hearted post to hopefully make a few people smile and appreciate their equine friends.

Well yesterday took Bill, horse I ride, out for a nice long 3 hour hack. Aside from awful flies and a few horse eating boulders all was good. Until we got to the home straight.
A BAG. Yes, you got it, a plastic bag was actually rolling down the road toward us.
I accept that is fairly scary, looks abit like a white hedgehog about to come and bite his toesies off. So I expect abit of a spook.
Bag comes closer, Bill stops and peers at it, looking incredible perplexed he roots himself to the spot. Bag rolls closer and closer and we begin a kind of rocking horse display on the spot. With legs going in every direction but we're not actually going anywhere. Bag gets within a metre of us and Bill freezes, cranes his neck and snorts at it, at which it leaps forward and attaches itself to his foot. Literally. Attached.
How? I have no idea.
By now im in stitches and Bill is totally confused. Then begins to strike out with front leg to get it off to absolutely no avail, resorts to nibbling at it, then tries walking.
Anyone want to teach their horse the spanish walk? Attach bags to its feet!
In the end I got off and removed it from his foot, and he seemed somewhat reluctant to leave his new friend. *rolls eyes*. Certainly won't be spooking at bags again I dont think. He now believes them to be close personal friends.

Then today, rode Pally, Bill's boyfriend
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. Decided to go up the wood. Now, I'm used to bold little ponies with not a care for what they run over/through/jump. So we were cantering along the track and infront of us was a puddle spanning the width of the path, me not thinking anything of it, urge Pally on and get ready for him to pop over it.
So we're cantering fairly actively up to this thing, about 5 metres infront of it Pally's head goes down and we slip slide to a halt, with me clinging onto his ears, just about still on board. That'll teach me, eh?! In the end he tried trotting in the other direction, but eventually, very cautiously took a flying leap over it!

And finally, this afternoon my normally impecably behaved Boo tried my patience to the max, she's in season and so, instead of being caught decided it would be fun to run around the field with her tail in the air flirting with poor Rocco, my sister's TB. He had absolutely no idea what she wanted him to do, Joey our little Shetland on the other hand, had every clue. There was just the small matter of the rather dramatic height difference. Poor Joey!
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Managed to catch Beast Boo after about half an hour and to say I was not impressed was an understatement, luckily she made up for it by untying herself when I was getting her tack, but remained standing there with the end of the leadrope in her mouth, staring at me in the
"Look what I did" way that they have.

Oh I do love horses. Such fun!

Oh and finally, a question...
Pally needs a dummy. He chews on anything and everything he can, almost like hes teething, but hes 11 yrs old! He has had teeth problems before he came to his present owner, but has been checked and has no current problems, he has done this since he came a year and a half ago.
I have lost count of the number of leadropes, reins and general stuff he has wrecked. It's not a huge problem but one i'd like to understand.
Any ideas? Hes a 17hh WB who was imported from Holland in 01.

Thanks in advance.
 
Oh that did make me laugh, especially the bag incident!! On one of my first solo hacks with George we got caught in a huge thunderstorm (not unusual at the moment), and startled by an ambulance with all the sirens, he was as good as gold..........until he saw his reflection in a puddle!!!
 
Lol the one about Bill was funny reminded me off once when i was riding the cleveland bay x and a bag came floating down the street at him, so stopped in his tracks and stuck his head between his knees as it went between his front feet so he could see where is was going. And there was me bracing myself for an explosion....lol
 
My boy is supposedly an ex-eventer............however, I find this very difficult to believe since he is a complete wimp and stops abruptly at every puddle we come across. Unfortunately I only discovered this when at full gallop in the woods showing off with my friend watching! Luckily I landed on his neck and not in the mud.

In the end he has learnt his lesson since the other day he was tiptoing along the edge of a path in the woods which had turned into one large puddle with all this rain. He was getting closer and closer to the edge, acting like a complete baby (bizarre since he is 18!) and utterly ignoring me. He then got too close to the edge and slipped off, ending up on his bum in a stream. HA! I was already soaked so thought it was hilarious! He had to walk all the way home cold, soggy and feeling very sorry for himself.

Hopefully the weather will dry up else I'm at risk of a dunking!
 
The bag one was priceless!!! I do have a soft spot for Billy boy though..silly daft creature that he is (in a nice way)!!! In answer to your chewing thing, my Welshie does this too and also likes to lick things to death including my OH!!! He never gets out of the habit so I let him get on with it and keep things out of reach!
 
Kirsty that post made me laugh and laugh lol you could have your own diary blog with what you wrote. Btw you wrote about those tales very well and it was an entertaining read to say the least. You should send it to a horse mag as I am sure they would publish it as it is so damned funny and I can bet a good percentage of readers can identify with at least one incident you spoke about.
About Pally and his chewing. My daughter's cob Mcfly loves to chew. He will chew on leadropes when tied up and there is a bit of rope on the field gate and when he comes down for a fuss he will start to chew on that as well.
At the moment they are on 24 hour turnout but when they come in, in late autumn he has a treat in his stable which he seems to like and he doesn't seem to chew anything in the stable which is good. He did not bother with a boredom breaker but the tongue twister he loves. He can demolish a whole lick it overnight lol.
I would suggest that if Pally is at all stabled for any part of the day you consider trying one of those as it certainly worked for Mcfly. You can get loads of different licks for it and the cherry one smells gorgeous yum. You can put them in a field as well though according to the manufacturers as it just screws onto a wall or gate or anything it will be secure on. Obviously if there is more than one horse in the field then you may find the licks go down very quickly lol.
I tried smearing some molasses on it first though so he could get the hang of it.
I like them so much that I'm going to sell my boredom breaker and get another tongue twister to put in Doug's stable as I'm sure he will like one too.
Cazx
 
PMSL at some of these stories.
It seems the horses I involve myself with aren't the only "special" characters around. Haha!

Thanks for your input Re:Chewing Pottamus! It doesent bother me really, it's quite good as when something winds him up all I have to do is stick the old lead rope in his mouth (yes, i gave it to him as a dummy!) and he settles down. Silly boy.
I will also tell Billy Bunion that you like him... his ego grows more!
 
Haha thanks Cazee. Don't think my writing is up to that but I do enjoy it.

Re: Chewing. I must say, firstly, you have a horse called McFly?! Jealous!! What a top class name! lol.
Anyway, fortunately Pally is out 24/7 all year round with Bill. He doesent seem to chew anything when he's out in the field, ie fences etc, he only likes to chew leadropes, boots, reins, headcollars etc.
But the tongue twister sounds interesting! He might like that!
Thanks!
 
lol Mcfly name was my daughter's decision as his stud name is Oakfield George. She was going to call him Whitey as that was his pet name at the stud by the kids as he is mostly white. But I said to her no it didn't suit so she called him after her fave band and the name kind of suits him lol.
No probs on the tongue twister they are around £21-22 new but you can sometimes get them secondhand on ebay for around half that price. I got mine from there and tried to get another the other day but got outbid
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I like them because they make the horse work for the treat. It's like a round ball that rotates and you can put a lick it in one side or both. If only in the one it makes the horse work at it as a hard lick may send the ball spinning and he has to work at it to get another lick of the the treat. We didn't see Mcfly use it much last winter but he must have been licking on it when we were not there because the next morning after a new lick had been put in most was gone. Unless of course we have wall climbing mice with big tongues lol
Cazx
 
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