Nick_Carraway
Active Member
Since being bludgeoned by Blair's bloody ban I've had almost no nooky. Ever since my Great Great Grand-Daddy's day the hunt has always been the best place to get one's leg over a fine filly in a nice little secluded covert. Indeed, I owe the success of my marriage entirely to the extra-curricular activities afforded by my fumblings on the field. But since the ban things have become so earnest and serious. Apart from anything else you have some "monitor's" camera pointing at your every orifice every minute of a meet: my delicious trysts, as a consequence, are just a distant memory. I can't wait for this loathsome Labour shower to be voted out so normal servicing can be resumed!!! VERY VERY ANGRY INDEED!
