I lost my temper

Kenzo

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Last night for the first time in a long time I lost my patience, anger struck, sea of red came over me :mad: and I took my temper out on….









a martingale! :o

Why oh why do they design the rings or the part that the girth goes through bigger than the god dam hole in rubber keeper!

arrrrrrrrrhhhhh

tried soaking in hot water to make it more rubbery

tried prising it on with knifes and folks…..nearly stabbing myself in the process

tried tack conditioner spray to get a bit of lubrication…instead I just loobed up everything else on the kitchen work top.

tried brut force *kissed the guns* and did some bashing and banging, still to no avail.

tried making a little slit in the rubber thing but then the blooming thing snapped in half went flying across the kitchen and nearly landed my OH drink.

I gave up, would any one like a free brand new never used martingale? black, full size, bit of a stress reliever, will make an excellant ornimental piece because you'll never be able to get the ******* thing on so it can be used on a horse *puff & pants and takes a deep breath* :mad:


:D any takers, I'll throw in a nice steel grey 16.1 horse too?
 
Two loops of bailer twine though the rubber keeper, stand on one piece, pull the other to stretch the keeper open, insert martingale, job done! ;)
 
Two loops of bailer twine though the rubber keeper, stand on one piece, pull the other to stretch the keeper open, insert martingale, job done! ;)

Arrrr right, thank you

I shall not let this beat me
I shall not let this beat me
I shall not let this beat me

Will be words going around in my head as I perform various bondage manoeuvres across the kitchen floor with several pieces of baler twine, rubber and leather work. :D
 
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