I may commit a murder this week

Kenzo

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You have warned :D

Not sure if I have done the right thing but I had my saddle checked and sent it away for new front straps fitting (they had stretched) and a wee bit of re-flocking doing.

The guy did say he didn’t want to upset the balance/fit of the saddle after I drilled it into him about finding a saddle to fit correctly so it was important that the fit must not change :rolleyes: to which he ummm'd and arrrrrrrr'd :confused::eek: then said he'd only put a little bit in and would hopefully bed down.


Therefore, if I get it back this week and it does fit him:(, I will no option but to commit a murder, tar, feather then tear off each of his limbs, have them placed in all four corners of the country and mount his head on a pitch folk outside Mackenzie's stable.

In which case I will get sent to jail and sh*tbag will require a foster mummy.

Any takers? :D
 
You have warned :D


Therefore, if I get it back this week and it does fit him:(,

In which case I will get sent to jail and sh*tbag will require a foster mummy.

Any takers? :D

Assuming you meant if it doesn't fit him?


Either way you can post him to meeee and I will have him :D
 
Assuming you meant if it doesn't fit him?


Either way you can post him to meeee and I will have him :D

Ooops yes, sorry I did mean 'doesn't' ....although *thinks* come to think of it, if it doesnt fit I'll have an excuse not to ride him, in which case yes I'll post him to you, first class/specially delivery.



P.S and I don't do returns :D
 
Damn, someone beat me to it... I could have added him to my hard-to-fit herd.

Rather than commit murder, which is either noisy or messy, or both, blah, couldn't you just have the saddler stuffed if it doesn't fit?
 
Damn, someone beat me to it... I could have added him to my hard-to-fit herd.

Rather than commit murder, which is either noisy or messy, or both, blah, couldn't you just have the saddler stuffed if it doesn't fit?

Good idea, I can stuff him with his own saddle flocking!!

genius ;)
 
So when do you pick up the saddle?


And can I expect delivery of the gorgeous beastie any time soon after that? :p :D



:cool:

Don't hold your breath, I collected them after work and didnt have chance to try Mack's last night as I had went for a ride on my other new nag last night :D, but will be having a look this evening....fingers crossed it still fits him well :)

Otherwise you will be expecting delivery of a beast.. I'll throw in his cage for free as well.
 
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