I really REALLY need to get out more!

E_Lister

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It is the half term holidays, I am 18, I am surrounded by "cool" things I COULD be doing...

Instead, I am sitting here absoulutely bursting with excitement because on Thursday I am going to give my best friend's horse a makeover!

I am already planning a timetable of "events"...

mane pulling...whisker trimming...really good brush... hot ragging... hoof polishing... PHOTOS!!

Would you say it would be a little bit over the top to ask her if I can borrow her bridle on Wednesday night in order to clean and oil it to perfection ready for the next day??
 
Will you be my new best friend? I've got 6 hairy bog monsters for you to do...
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I might, or I might go drink so much that someone finds me comatose in some delapidated building's doorway lying in a pool of my own vomit!

However to do that I would have to spend the money that I have reserved for the share mare... to be honest I would rather have a functioning liver, a gorgeous pony to ride and no "social" life... rather than a failed liver, the appearance of being "cool" and literally... no life after I have managed to pickle myself from the inside out! Or is that just uncool and selfish?
 
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