Kenzo
Well-Known Member
While he's been turned away.
Not that it much bl**dy use mind ya.
It was raining yesterday evening when I went to call down at the yard and check on my sh*tbag, well I'd just washed my straightened my hair that morning (ladies...you understand
) so getting ones hair wet is not a option otherwise I shall be sporting a fuzz, so I bobbed my umbrella ...ella ..ella up and proceeded to walk into the field up to my boy, OH MY LIFE anyone would of thought I was some kind of monster!!!
, the three others including the big ginger one I ride (which was comforting...not!
) raised there heads like group of dears being stalked, with that gaze on the faces and legged it up the field snorting etc while Mackenzie back off a wee bit and said Mackenzie its only me, to which he stood looking curiously at the brolly (nearly poking his eyes out with it!...daft idiot
) and sniffing it, while the others came creeping up, of course soon as I moved they all shot off like whippets from a trap
, but oh no my lad turned to them and winned (no doubt telling them that it's ok bless him
) decided to get a little aroused, started grunting (how you can mistake a brolly for a mare I do not know) and decided to follow me to which I started walking quicker with each pace back towards the field gate.....we he obviously thought this was a game.
picture this, me running way with a brolly in my flip-flops...going a hundred to the dozen jumping the puddles as I go, Mackenzie chasing me with his *coughs* ...well you know out, all the other horses scared stiff and running as far alway as possible from us both!
I only hope the YO wasn't looking from the farm house window, he'd of been in stitches.
So my brolly proofing that I did as a 2 yr old....well it kinda paid off.
Does anybody elses horses mind umbrellas?
Not that it much bl**dy use mind ya.
It was raining yesterday evening when I went to call down at the yard and check on my sh*tbag, well I'd just washed my straightened my hair that morning (ladies...you understand
picture this, me running way with a brolly in my flip-flops...going a hundred to the dozen jumping the puddles as I go, Mackenzie chasing me with his *coughs* ...well you know out, all the other horses scared stiff and running as far alway as possible from us both!
I only hope the YO wasn't looking from the farm house window, he'd of been in stitches.
So my brolly proofing that I did as a 2 yr old....well it kinda paid off.
Does anybody elses horses mind umbrellas?