I want this one!

[Balibee]

My friend and I usually end up sitting on the bench at the yard once the horses are all out and jobs done drinking tea and talking about our dream yards.

Our perfect yard

Lovely old fashioned farmhouse (at least 5 bedrooms) with lodge house on the grounds

Old fashioned brick built courtyard stable yard with clock tower. Hanging baskets and grounds beautifully maintained by our heads groundsman who we picture as a 60 something year old man whom we have named Jorjay He will lovingly tend our grass/plants etc like he would his grandchildren.
He will have a protege who is young/handsome and whom we have called Lysander


Oooooh and Jorjay's lovely little round grey haired wife is called Anna and she will look after the house like it is her own and be our adopted Granny.
Lysander will bale our hay, do general jobs, be at our beck and call and of course Make our husbands jealous

Indoor/Outdoor schools/ horse walker/Solarium.

At least 50 acres for grazing/ XC course/ Quad/ 4x 4 track for husbands and children.

Big Oakley Supreme in the giant lorry barn

.......................... I could go on and on

 

[MrsMozart]

Ah, sweet dreams are made of this...

 

[Balibee]

............. who am I to disagree

 

[Godknows]

I believe my friend owns this dream yard you talk of with the handyman and the lady who sees to the house

 

[Magicmillbrook]

Ahh that sounds like the life. And a never ending supply of G&T.....

 

[Balibee]

Ahh that sounds like the life. And a never ending supply of G&T.....

Supplied on the arm of the gorgeous Lysander and as it is the perfect summer eveing in June, he will obviously be walking around the yard with his shirt off, with rippling, muscles and a six pack with his long dark curly hair................... I need to stop!
****throws glass of very cold water in face**********

 

[MrsMozart]

And Ferro Roche! Don't forget the Ferro Roche

Then again, the handyman sounds quite nice

 

[reindeerlover]

*Shyly* Will Lysander bring us Pina Coladas in the Jacuzzi?

 

[Balibee]

And Ferro Roche! Don't forget the Ferro Roche

Then again, the handyman sounds quite nice

How could I forget Ferro Roche! and he drives a porche!

 

[reindeerlover]

How could I forget Ferro Roche! and he drives a porche!

You're paying him too much.

 

[Gingersmum]

Move over Jilly Cooper - here we all come !!

 

[Balibee]

*Shyly* Will Lysander bring us Pina Coladas in the Jacuzzi?

Well, I think he just might And he will read prose to you by candlelight

 

[Balibee]

You're paying him too much.

No!! Lysander doesn't drive a Porche! Ferro Roche does ( He is just a visitor for parties so doesn't count )

Lysander drives a tractor

 

[Snickers]

This made me lol The dream life eh?

 

[MrsMozart]

No!! Lysander doesn't drive a Porche! Ferro Roche does ( He is just a visitor for parties so doesn't count )

Lysander drives a tractor

I want one of each please And a couple of the guys wouldn't go amiss...

 

[Godknows]

I want one of each please And a couple of the guys wouldn't go amiss...;)

Now your just being greedy

 

[MrsMozart]

Now your just being greedy

It's old age, I need to get in as much as I can now

 

[Balibee]

It's old age, I need to get in as much as I can now

Now... where did I put my reading glasses and battered old copy of polo? .....

 

[MrsMozart]

Now... where did I put my reading glasses and battered old copy of polo? .....

I'm onto Jumpers....

 

[Godknows]

I'm onto Jumpers....

I thought you had a bad back No wonder

 

[MrsMozart]

I thought you had a bad back No wonder

Oh, that's it, I'm off jumpers....

Did get asked That Question at the last check up... I wrote, very neatly and carefully 'I have a broken back. What do you think?!'

 

[Godknows]

Oh, that's it, I'm off jumpers....

Did get asked That Question at the last check up... I wrote, very neatly and carefully 'I have a broken back. What do you think?!'

What you mean your not trying out the kama sutra

 

[MrsMozart]

What you mean your not trying out the kama sutra

ROFLMAO (or would be if I knew I could get up again!).

In a word, No. Nope. Nada. Nicht. Zilch. Nine. Non.

 

[Godknows]

ROFLMAO (or would be if I knew I could get up again!).

In a word, No. Nope. Nada. Nicht. Zilch. Nine. Non.

 

[nicnag]

I think I know of such a place currently on the market (Lysander not included!) that will be mine as soon as that winning euromillions ticket comes up next week. My Lysander can have a tractor AND a Porsche in that case!

 

[MrsMozart]

I think I know of such a place currently on the market (Lysander not included!) that will be mine as soon as that winning euromillions ticket comes up next week. My Lysander can have a tractor AND a Porsche in that case!

It's alright for some. I'm left holding a box of Kleenex and sniffing (it is because I have a cold - again!!!).