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Booboos

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I may be a proven liar and a cheat, but if you write about it...I will sue you all

For slander, for libel, for deformation of character, for anything I can misspell off Google...I will sue you all

I will be easily insulted, easily affronted, horribly offended...I will sue you all

I will be bitchy, catty and nasty, but if you reciprocate...I will sue you all

I will report you, I will tell, I will go to the papers...I will sue you all

I will complain, I will be upset, I will tell Admin, I will tell THE AUTHORITIES...I will sue you all

I will burst into tears for the love of the horse but I will feel better when...I sue you all













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lol :D

ok Booboos, we could make this thread rather fun (so long as nobody is easily offended)

So what are you going to sue me for? ;)
 
Hehe, thats very good.
I could sue 2 drivers todays, 1 for telling me to use hand signals when riding and leading my daughter
and
I could sue the person who parked their car outside the church because it was a scary car and Meg spooked at it! LOL
 
God, dont do that!!! I thought that was to do with a certain post last night that has now been removed!!!!
 
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I'll sue you for putting this post on, is that ok :rolleyes:

But thank you for offering to sue me - does that mean I'm financially worth it ?? :D

sm x
 
I would like to sue the thoughtful person that parked their car across the bridlepath entrance just over the road from the pub meaning that my friend had to extend her hack by 45 as she had to back to the other end of the bridlepath and use the main roads to get home....
 
hehe! brilliant!
I'd like to sue the pppp....person.... who came flying past me while i was cycling home from work last night, only to slam on their brakes and turn right. By the time he turned I'd overtaken him.. Prat.
I'd also like to sue the person (or rather people) who see a person on a bike in hi-vis as a means to test how wide their car or ego is. Mostly, I notice, they drive cars that are blatantly an extension of some inferior part of their anatomy. :o
 
Kenzo said:
lol :D

ok Booboos, we could make this thread rather fun (so long as nobody is easily offended)

So what are you going to sue me for? ;)
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Don't wink at me! I TOLD YOU NOT TO WINK AT ME! I love my horsey and don't you dare insinulate otherwise because said horsey is the most important thing to me and I would never do what you said I did which you did not say but I know who you are and my mate told me you said to her who said to him that you would wink at me and you don't know what I have had to do to keep my horse and I love him and feed him chocolate every day and I've told admin to remove this thread so I can sue you all.
 
Booboos said:
Don't wink at me! I TOLD YOU NOT TO WINK AT ME! I love my horsey and don't you dare insinulate otherwise because said horsey is the most important thing to me and I would never do what you said I did which you did not say but I know who you are and my mate told me you said to her who said to him that you would wink at me and you don't know what I have had to do to keep my horse and I love him and feed him chocolate every day and I've told admin to remove this thread so I can sue you all.
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I hate to say it but this sums up a LOT of posts! :) Its just a lot more succint and well written.
 
I will sue you. End of. Enough of this thread now. I will be asking admin to remove this thread in the morning. I will be back on the forum on Thursday. Due to the uphauling behaviour of some individuals on this forum (you know who you are, yes you) I am leaving this forum, forever.
 
What? Now? Why don't you sue us all first and then you can laugh when we all have to sell our stupid broken/lame/mental horses to pay you? :eek:
 
well i will sue you all first so then I will have the money to pay you all when you all sue me! But please leave me enough to buy my new horse!
 
'Libel!' 'Slander!' 'Solicitor's Letter!'


(I don't actually know the real meaning of any of those phrases but if I shout them often enough, people will get scared and the thread will be pulled)

Why do I get the feeling that some posters' solicitors must be laughing all the way to the bank?!
 
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Just a thought...

If you bought a horse from a dodgy dealer, who had been discussed on here and the thread pulled...

Could you sue H and H for collusion?:D
 
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