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[MrsMozart]

ing something else, but I've forgotten what I was going to put...


I am middle-aged. Bought a DWB (didn't know what she was, just fell in love with her ). I possibly have more money than sense (doesn't say a lot for the sense level then...!). She's big enough to carry me, and I am posibly big enough to carry her. I like to think of it as a partnership

Some would say I should let the stick insect D1 have her, but she seems happy to carry my lard ar$e around (maybe she knows it's me what pays for her lifestyle ).

So, which camp should I go in? I'm an Average Rider, I Weigh More Than the Average Rider, I Ride a Less Than Average Horse, My Horse is Neither Plod Nor Lunatic (at least not so much on the lunatic these days).

Anyone who is really bored at work today, help please! Guide me to the right camp for my very mixed up mix

(I really do need to do some work.... )

 

[Shysmum]

my feet are in one each, so i'm no help.

 

[spotty_pony]

I think you might be classed as normal!

 

[the watcher]

I'm not sure which camp it is, but I am in the same one.

I am middle aged with a rather nice warmblood and a chunky native, both of which can carry me easily..both have personalities but do not threaten my life on a daily basis and I am rather boringly happy with them

 

[spotty_pony]

I'm skinny and own two cobs which both can be cheeky at times but are generally well mannered and safe.

 

[Brandy]

Hmm. I too am confused. I am of average height, slightly above average weight, with a below average height native, who is above average weight, and below average intelligence.

 

[MrsMozart]

I think you might be classed as normal!

I'm going to print that out and have it framed

 

[guido16]

MrsMozart, your a disgrace. How can you possibly carry on riding when you clearly are not a fat bint riding a fat horse, or a skinny bint riding a skinny horse!!!!

I cant understand you (clearly) mixed up people.....go and get some proffesional help. you need it.....

 

[MrsMozart]

There is indeed no hope....

 

[quirky]

Judging on your description, I believe you can be in 6 camps at once, possibly more .

Reasoning .... 2 hands, 2 feet and each ar$e cheek in a different camp. There may be room for more if your boobies and big enough ..... is 8 camps enough for you???

 

[MrsMozart]

Damn! It will have to be seven, as boobs added together only make one.

Hm.

Good job I have just about enough split personalities to go round...