skewbaldpony
Well-Known Member
and you've just heard the world's most horrible mother cussing like a sailor at her little daughter and her shetland, threatening one with an early bath and the other with the meat man - I do aplogise.
sometimes, just sometimes, the pair of them are enough to drive me insane. They have both been hugged and apologised to, and neither will be missing youth club or being made into beef burgers, as threatened.
Just let fly at the pair of them, him because he was a*sing around shying at things with which he is perfectly familiar, her because she always decides to wail and scream at the top of her voice at the wrong moment. (eg, as above and with slightly older daughter valiantly trying to stay on wheeling and snorting 12.2 with delusions of Toytown)
Progressed around the corner and heard the gentle dulcet tones of a couple of people chatting behind the hedge in a garden.
How ashamed am I?
sometimes, just sometimes, the pair of them are enough to drive me insane. They have both been hugged and apologised to, and neither will be missing youth club or being made into beef burgers, as threatened.
Just let fly at the pair of them, him because he was a*sing around shying at things with which he is perfectly familiar, her because she always decides to wail and scream at the top of her voice at the wrong moment. (eg, as above and with slightly older daughter valiantly trying to stay on wheeling and snorting 12.2 with delusions of Toytown)
Progressed around the corner and heard the gentle dulcet tones of a couple of people chatting behind the hedge in a garden.
How ashamed am I?
