If your horse could understand just one thing ..

cloud- i wish she would understand that im nervous and small, and not be such a madam when im riding. but mostly i wish she would understand that running off if she gets scared or excitied shatters my confidecne and that i cannot cope with it. if she understood this she proabbly wouldnt be up for sale, but its not her fault shes green and silly- bless her :)

matrix- all vets are not out to kill you, quite the opposite, and trying to boot them in the head when they look at your poorly leg is most unhelpful;)

misty- there is no need to hoover up every scrap of food in site!!
 
Solo Pony- the starvation paddock is a neccessary evil, I too wish you could run free in the lush fields hoovering up grass
 
That life is nowhere near as exciting as he thinks it is, and there is therefore no reason to get so wound up about EVERYTHING!
 
That I really dont enjoy being thrown around in the saddle only because the horse in front has broke into trot, and we really wont be left behind:).
 
That poles ARE meant to be jumped all the time and not be thought of as a game of skittles some days!

Haha. Bless him.
 
Minty - I love you, you old bag, you own me nothing.

Sirena - Please don't look at me like that, the diet is for your own good and it's only because I care.

Lluna - It's OK honestly, please breathe, I will not let anything bad happen to you.

Lucera - Listen pipsqueak, no matter what you have heard me say, men are OK and the farrier/vet is not going to eat you. Also please understand that when you hide your head behind me to avoid aforesaid farrier/vet - he CAN still see you.
 
If you get all hot and sweaty I will wash all of you. Including your head. And no matter how giraffe like you make yourself. But if I could do it without fetching the steps, or acquiring the worlds soggiest arms I would love you a little bit more.
 
Poppy, I love you to bits and I want to do the best by you but I am a nervous numpty but I will get there in the end - sorry that's four!
 
That I love him more than anything and would never let anything harm him so there is really no need to be scared of that particular corner of the ménage, crisp bags, logs, the measuring stick, umbrellas, skips, pigeons, large rocks, wheelie bins etc etc
 
Sorry I have two for each of mine!!

Ethel - Please stop finding ways to give me heart attacks, watching you run into a fence, get stuck and fall over trying to free yourself is not fun, especially when I have ran (yes RAN) to save you and you run away from me. Also, if you just stood still while I did your mane (with a solo comb because you refuse to have it pulled!) that it would be done a lot quicker and you wouldnt end up with an unnecessarily short and wonky mane!

Henry - I am not going to hurt you, so please let me catch you even when your in the big field with the other horses, its a lot of effort to chase you into the little field on your own without the others following!! And stop pretending to be scared once your in and I'm trying to pick your feet out, I know your not scared and that you know I'm not planning to chop them off, so stop being a brat and leaning on me and nipping me, I'm no fool and you will not get away with it!!!
 
JustJasper said:
That I love him more than anything and would never let anything harm him so there is really no need to be scared of that particular corner of the ménage, crisp bags, logs, the measuring stick, umbrellas, skips, pigeons, large rocks, wheelie bins etc etc
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Ditto this for poor old Woody, who I believe still thinks he is 3 and everything is being seen for the first time! He's 15!!

Lily - I know you are a baby, but life is not THAT exciting and rearing with the YO is not a good idea, when she is bringing you in for breakfast!! :)
 
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