If your horse was a soap character...?

[Annagain]

I'm watching Eastenders and it's just occurred to me that Archie is just like Billy Mitchell. He has a heart of gold but is just a bit dim. He tries to play with the big boys but they ignore him unless they want him to scratch somewhere they can't reach or they want someone to chase and bully.

Monty on the other hand is more like Phil. Big fish in a small pond and herd leader until they go to the summer grazing when both groups merge and a bigger bully joins them then he's a quivering wreck. He pretends to be the big man, but really all he wants to do is please his mum.

So, who is your horse like?

 

[Luci07]

Not a soap but cartoon

Dennis the Menace.....!

 

[kpup]

My Patrick is definately Ken Barlow!

Most of the time steady & dare I say it ...boring but then can catch me out & be flighty!

 

[Carsmore]

For those of us old enough to remember, my mare would be Elsie Tanner from Corry! Could strike a man dead at 20 paces with her tongue! She is a bitch, would definately always have a fag hanging out of her mouth with a half of bitter in the other hoof! She would probably drive the ultimate bitch car too, a red MR2 (apologies to MR2 drivers - Im only jealous!) maybe she could be Charity Dingle?

 

[Carsmore]

or is it MX2?? not a car person!!! one of them little sporty numbers!

 

[jenh166]

Not a soap character but my little connie I have just sold was like Just William - you could just imagine him as a little boy with a grubby face, grazed knees, wonky cap, one sock up one sock down!

 

[Annagain]

Aww I like the sound of him.
My old boy would have been Patrick Truman, growing old very disgracefully.

 

[now_loves_mares]

Not quite a soap (I don't watch them, sorry!) but my little TB would be Wilhemina Slater from Ugly Betty

She is clever, beautiful, is all sweetness and light till you let your guard down; then she turns into a wicked old trout

My other girl would be - umm Maybe Ugly Betty herself! In need of some serious waxing and trimming, a little prone to being overweight, but a genius at what she does, with a heart of Gold

 

[AGAGE]

Not a soap character, but Ted would have to be Mr Toad from Wind in the Willows. He is fairly well bred, obsessed with his looks, spends hours staring into his mirror (I know he doesn't realise he is staring at himself). He sulks if left in his stable with mud on his face or body, is only happy once groomed.

He really does believe that humans were put on earth to serve him. We all refer to him as 'his Lordship,' Ted is rather selfish, can be a bit of a bully and prefers the finer things in life.

If human, I imagine that he would wear expensive designer suits and think a lot of himself, and probably have eccentric hobbies. He is also very bossy but strangely at the same time very loveable despite being so egocentric.

 

[Munchkin]

Ben from Outnumbered. Not a soap, but the perfect character.

 

[noblesteed]

My boy is definitely Donkey from Shrek. A real joker, cheeky, massive show-off, kindhearted, full of himself but really scared of his own shadow! He even looks like him - when he gets turned into a horse in Shrek 2. Hence my username!