I'm all about the glamour

[Auslander]

Had a bit of a fence - fixing mishap this morning...

 

[Annagain]

I thought they were cuts at first glance. Very glad it's just mud!

 

[JulesRules]

I know the feeling! I was putting liquid black on my pony's hooves for showing last Sunday when he knocked into me and splashed it all over my face. I had to scrub my face red raw to get it off before my class!!!

 

[Surbie]

Was Alf impressed with your make-up choices?

I was cleaning Archie's nose this morning and he decided to help by having a jolly good blow. Covered in snot.

 

[Aperchristmas]

I know the feeling! I was putting liquid black on my pony's hooves for showing last Sunday when he knocked into me and splashed it all over my face. I had to scrub my face red raw to get it off before my class!!!

Sorry having a giggle at this

One of our livery horses loves to dribble on my hair just after having a drink. It's only when you write these things down that you realise how bonkers horsey people are!

 

[WandaMare]

I like the way its quite evenly applied across the whole face it takes proper skill to do that

 

[Auslander]

I like the way its quite evenly applied across the whole face it takes proper skill to do that

I was bashing a fence post back in - gave it a proper wallop with the post knocker, and got absolutely covered from head to foot with the contents of the hole! We had torrential rain yesterday!

 

[Chinchilla]

Better than what I looked like after the purple spray bottle exploded. That was messy.
At least that you can rub in a bit and blag off as cheap fake tan :lol:

 

[WandaMare]

I was bashing a fence post back in - gave it a proper wallop with the post knocker, and got absolutely covered from head to foot with the contents of the hole! We had torrential rain yesterday!

Ah brilliant, must have looked hilarious

 

[Snowy Celandine]

I shouldn't laugh but you did a proper job there, ha ha

My horse blew its snotty nose on my head this morning but I figured out she hadn't got any tissues so my fringe probably looked useful in the circumstances

 

[tinselbobs]

Haha you’re the height of fashion among Equestrians 😂

Reminds me of when I slipped down the muck heap in mid-winter and landed in the squealchy, poo puddle at the bottom. Was not a good look!

 

[Translationsneeded]

Brilliant!
I looked very similar when I was picking my horses foot out and he decided to do a sloppy poo right that ricocheted off the concrete. Beautiful!

 

[tda]

Better than what I looked like after the purple spray bottle exploded. That was messy.
At least that you can rub in a bit and blag off as cheap fake tan :lol:

Sorry but a picture of that would have been very funny😂😂😂😂

 

[Gloi]

I have a wonderful new look after getting a bramble across my face going down a narrow bridlepath today. No serious harm but red weals right across cheek and nose.

 

[JennBags]

Auslander, you are class personified. That is all :lol:

 

[Auslander]

Auslander, you are class personified. That is all :lol:

I am delighted that my mascara didnt run - despite everything!