spookypony
Well-Known Member
Not only have I been confined to pony jail for a long, long time now, but the Carrot Lady hasn't even been giving me carrots very often! Sure, there's been the odd apple, and a carrot tonight, but that was probably just to sweeten me up after the argument we had. I bet she thinks that because I'm so desperate to get out of here, she doesn't need carrots to get me to come!! Unfortunately, she's right.
What can I do??
Now for the argument bit: she got me out of the pony jail and, after I had a wee lick at my red square thing, took me to the place where she puts those stripy pole things. There's grass there! Not much, but it's actual, sweet, green grass! So of course I wanted to eat it, but she kept poking me with the long stick with the flappy bit on the end so that I had to keep walking in little circles around her, climbing over those silly poles.
Why does she keep putting them in my way like that??
Then we did the poles where you have to trot fast and pick your feet up really high. To be fair, she ran along beside me, but I really wanted that grass, so I tried to bite her. BIG mistake. She yelled at me. So I tried to run faster than her, but that wasn't right, so then I tried to walk over the poles really really carefully, but that wasn't right either. She should make up her silly mind!
As if that wasn't enough, I then had to do the thing where I run around her in really large circles, and she has a long yellow rope and an even longer stick with a much longer flappy bit on the end. And she put a jumpy in the way!!
She's done that before, so I actually wasn't too worried, but then she made it bigger!! It came above my knees!!!
But at least she said "good pony" lots when I jumped over it.
And actually, it wasn't quite that horrible. But again, she kept asking me to slow down, and then getting mad when I stopped.
And then, I got dumped back in the pony jail.
Now for the argument bit: she got me out of the pony jail and, after I had a wee lick at my red square thing, took me to the place where she puts those stripy pole things. There's grass there! Not much, but it's actual, sweet, green grass! So of course I wanted to eat it, but she kept poking me with the long stick with the flappy bit on the end so that I had to keep walking in little circles around her, climbing over those silly poles.
Then we did the poles where you have to trot fast and pick your feet up really high. To be fair, she ran along beside me, but I really wanted that grass, so I tried to bite her. BIG mistake. She yelled at me. So I tried to run faster than her, but that wasn't right, so then I tried to walk over the poles really really carefully, but that wasn't right either. She should make up her silly mind!
As if that wasn't enough, I then had to do the thing where I run around her in really large circles, and she has a long yellow rope and an even longer stick with a much longer flappy bit on the end. And she put a jumpy in the way!!
And then, I got dumped back in the pony jail.
