im fed up of working - so am thinking of opening a rescue centre!!!

[darkhorse123]

I can rent a farm, - dont worry about the rent, it takes about
6 months to evict - get some rescues from the meat man - keep them in pretty poor condition so i get loads of sympathy donations!!!!
Not only do i not have to do my proper paid boring job i get the "wonderful caring person" tag!!!!

I can take in EVERYTHING - doesnt matter if i dont really know what im doing - hell it might even help - the more shocking the animals look the more donations i can pull!!!!

 

[frozzy]

What a fabulous idea !! I am absolutely knackered looking after my lot properly so although they dont really need rescuing as they are in quite good "nick" if I say so myself, could I arramge to send you lets see........ maybe six to begin with ? Do you arrange free pick up too? Because the last time I arranged a transporter for one to London it cost me £300. I really would appreciate it if you could let me know when you can do it because my old bones need a bit of Tenerife sun, sooner the better.
Thanks

 

[happyhaffie]

Even better get your self over to France, youre bound to get extra credit for rescuing from the evil man who actually wanted to eat the horse, you can also have competitions to see which horse has the most lumps, bumps extra legs etc

 

[darkhorse123]

omg no i cannot possibly do free pick up - you should send them to me because im doign them a huge favour - im a rescue!!!!
Cant you do a sponsor thing or something to pay transport costs - or i can send you a pic of a very sad looking pony to share on fb to help with donations????

 

[Archina]

Just had the worst bitter after taste from reading those comments.

 

[darkhorse123]

unfortuanteley archina its not too far from the truth - im not saying all rescues but some people do actually do this - sad fact of real life im afraid

 

[jinglejoys]

Don't forget to call them rescues from the meatman even though you just bought them from a sale.

 

[be positive]

I want to too
I have a small farm and an odd collection of field ornaments [some useful ones also ,but I can hide them]
I have a very old boy he can look very sad when he wants to,could be a really good start.
All I need now is a few foals from the sales ,then Im in business!
Donations anyone???????????????????????????

 

[Flibble]

Just like last summer schools out I take it!