Cop-Pop
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and write on it "No my dog is NOT underweight, he just looks skinny next to yours because they're so FAT!!!" 
I'm going to have a t-shirt made...
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paisley
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Can I have one too please?! Have actually said this to some poor child who pointed at mine and went' ooh that dogs so skinny!'
Tillypup
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LOL!! I need one too!!! People always go on about how you can see my dog's ribs!!! Well, you can see some of them, but they don't look like toast racks, they've got big muscular bums, the muscles on their legs are rock solid and they can gallop for hours!!! H'mmmmm, underweight?? Don't think so!!!
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
I want one too!!! My dogs are ripped, but you can still see their ribs!
Spudlet
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Another order here please.
Cop-Pop
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Heehee maybe I should go into business making them
CAYLA
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I will have one too, only can mine say "no, none of my dogs are fat"..........
Millyard Rejects
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Was sat in vets once with Abbey-a greyhound. Woman with 2 kids and a humungus black lab sat across from us.
1st kid says " is your dog very ill?"
No I said just here for her booster.
2nd kid says " to boost her tummy?"
No I said shes having a booster to stop her catching germs that will make her poorly.
1st kid says " are you taking her to the RSPCA coz you cant feed her?"
No i said she doesnt need to go to RSPCA she has a very nice home with me and my other animals.
2nd kid " do you not like feeding her?"
Glanced at the receptionist whos mother was my dog trainer and who was stifling the giggles.
I politly answered....." she is a greyhound, she eats twice a day and treats for training. She is not allowed to rob the dustbin, food off peoples plates and is a healthy weight for her age and size. My dog sees the vet for her boosters and no other reason....why is your dog here?"
The door opened and vet called the woman and her lab in and in a loud voice for the waiting room to hear........
"BEN FOR HIS WEEKLY WEIGH IN!"
THE FAT LARDY SOD!!
1st kid says " is your dog very ill?"
No I said just here for her booster.
2nd kid says " to boost her tummy?"
No I said shes having a booster to stop her catching germs that will make her poorly.
1st kid says " are you taking her to the RSPCA coz you cant feed her?"
No i said she doesnt need to go to RSPCA she has a very nice home with me and my other animals.
2nd kid " do you not like feeding her?"
Glanced at the receptionist whos mother was my dog trainer and who was stifling the giggles.
I politly answered....." she is a greyhound, she eats twice a day and treats for training. She is not allowed to rob the dustbin, food off peoples plates and is a healthy weight for her age and size. My dog sees the vet for her boosters and no other reason....why is your dog here?"
The door opened and vet called the woman and her lab in and in a loud voice for the waiting room to hear........
"BEN FOR HIS WEEKLY WEIGH IN!"
THE FAT LARDY SOD!!