I'm going to kill him!

[Spudlet]

So to cheer myself up, I ordered some new trousers, total bargain. The postman tried to deliver them while I was at the doctors. And Henry has eaten the damn card! Now how am I meant to get them? I could cheerfully kill him right now!

 

[ClobellsandBaubles]

Take many forms of id to the post office! and the dog, threaten to let him loose in the parcel area to wreak more havoc if said trousers are not handed over

 

[Spudlet]

I like your style

Honestly, I could murder him right now. These trousers were meant to be £47 and I got them for £14 - what a bargain! Be gutted if I can't get them.

 

[ClobellsandBaubles]

You should be able to if you have proof of identity and address, maybe a photot of dog's destructive habits Do you have nay bits left?

 

[Spudlet]

I have a tiny scrap left, with teeth marks round the edge!

 

[Ranyhyn]

Sorry but , letter box guard time maybe?

 

[Clodagh]

Just as well postie didn't post the trousers then!

 

[Native Speaker]

Just as well postie didn't post the trousers then!

....... or his fingers through the letter box!

 

[MyBoyChe]

I feel your pain, young Alfie shreds anything that comes through the letterbox!! I have a post box on the outside wall but the girl who delivers the local free paper just doesnt get it!! Every Thursday I arrive home to find shredded newspaper everywhere and a highly delighted Alfie

 

[Elle123]

Worst bit is I bet he gave you those big brown cocker eyes and you can't be mad at him! Its impossible!

Pix's eyes are a little different to Henry's but I bet the look is the same

 

[sonjafoers]

I'm nodding in agreement here, one of mine destroys anything that comes through the door. When he did the car tax disc it was a real pain to replace it, but last week I ordered 2 lovely scarves from FatFace and somehow the postman managed to squeeze them through the letterbox - hence me reordering them & sending the new order to my mums' address

 

[Spudlet]

Elle, I felt so guilty for being mad at him... I blame being poorly and therefore overly emotional.

If I'm here he retrieves the post, but if not it has to die! Naughty pup

 

[Inthemud]

Miss Whippet ate the back cover of elder sproglet's school book yesterday. I had to go into school today and confess that "the puppy ate it"...... Luckily we have a very chilled teacher!

 

[Elle123]

aww bless him. Don't worry know the feeling. Under the weather currently and moving house Monday, don't appreciating Pix's random noise sensitive barking today! very grating! But its not her fault bless her.

To be fair they give us enough death stares we are allowed to get a bit annoyed at them sometimes! hehe!

Hope you feel better soon x

p.s if it helps a friends lab once ripped up a £10,000 cheque that came through the post!!! *Gulp!*

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

*snigger*

Sweeps predecessor ate my phone bill - I had to send it into head office with my expenses she had chewed all the blank bits at the sides so it looked like a comedy apple core

I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve little Pixel!

And our old Labrador used to chew all the letters to my Dad from the taxman - she never chewed any other post!

 

[Cinnamontoast]

Naughty Brig and Jake ate their pedigree certificates when the breeder posted them to us.

Zak and Bear nicked the OH's wallet and chewed up the £200 for the mechanic that was inside. The bank replaced all the notes we found in bits. Gits!

 

[Oberon]

I've started hiding and replacing any DVD's of hubby's that get fanged on delivery. He goes mad. He emailed an Amazon seller at Christmas, complaining about the slow delivery.....

I have a fang mark through my nursing diploma

I'm sorry but I am absolutely disgusted by the OP.

In your absence your dog was bravely defending your home from a possible invasion and all you can do is whine

 

[Oberon]

 

[CorvusCorax]

**loves having an outside post box**

 

[Oberon]

**loves having an outside post box**

No one loves you because you are smug

 

[Spudlet]

You guys make me smile

We're now somewhat concerned that he's got constipated! Hopefully some bran flakes will get things moving again, along with some raw veg. The bloke is convinced he's just holding on so he can deliver his payload in front of the largest possible audience... He gets very embarrassed by Hen's exhibitionist defecatory habits

Elle, that is one impressive death stare!

 

[Goya]

Might be worth checking through the deposits. lol

 

[Spudlet]

I could sticky tape it back together!

Meant to potter down to the sorting office to see if I could get the parcel, but doing a load of washing and having a bath was so exhausting I slept all afternoon So it will have to wait until Monday. Bless him, that one misdemeanor aside Henry is being a pretty good nurse - sticks with me like glue (except when I ran the shower attachment to wash my hair - he made a rapid exit then and didn't reappear until the danger of a B A T H had passed).