Im so sorry.....before I leave

CAYLA

CAYLA

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I need you to know the real me, I was to ashamed to admit it, my name is not Cayla, is Larraine, im a vicars wife and I spend my time taking care of my husband and cleaning the rectory, cross stitching and helping the homeless and raising money for the church, I know nothing about dogs except how to knit them or for them:o

I hope you can forgive the real me ,please leave feedback on my page and please feel free to order some sweaters for your doggies,it will all go towards the church funds.


http://www.squidoo.com/lensmasters/LaraineRose

Goodbye and sorry for any hurt or confusion I have caused (the latter not being hard to do here:rolleyes:)
 
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Vizslak said:
Lmao!
Can you knit CC some new dog hair knickers Larraine? I think she just soiled hers.........
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I certainly could my love but against a thick flock of bushy hair thats seldom gets douched they may get very itchy causing a nasty rash or even thrush we cannot have that darling of a girl itching around and creating a cottage cheese like odour can we now:)
 
Vizslak said:
Ah she'll be ok... stick some canesten in with the order. :D
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What a very splendid idea my lovely, 1 pair of extra airey, extra baggy knitted panties on their way to Cavecanem *hand delivered* by myself;) complete with a gussett for extra saggy flappage and a pouch for the canesten, of course honey you will have to take better care with your hygene wearing these knickers.
 
The knickers themselves mean she will be taking better care of her hygiene...she hasnt changed the pair she's wearing since 1982!
 
Vizslak said:
The knickers themselves mean she will be taking better care of her hygiene...she hasnt changed the pair she's wearing since 1982!
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Dear lord (forgive me for the use of your name lord) I will send the dirty biatch a pair of my best grannie sellers they are called "anti rot knicker Woolwear" even the filthiest of fishy lady landmines have reported a high rate of lowered stench with these knickers they may help the dirty little grot.
 
Viz you are wrong about CCs knickers, she definitely took them off when the spider was in them.:D Larraine, you better knit them large enough to accommodate spiders too.
 
Ah yes MM of course you are right! But they went straight back on after! I think Larraine you better make them suitable to accomadate a tarantula just incase.
 
Omg if this young lady is such a scroat she has spiders in her knicks she need the leech pouch by the sounds of it, they can clean the uncleanable:eek: anti rot with leech pouch it is:)
 
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