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CorvusCorax

CorvusCorax

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Numpty of the week?

"Prese Canario bitch pup 13wks.

This is a reluctant sale on this pup, but has to go as i didnt know it was going to get this big.

She will make a great guard dog or a good pet.

im looking £800. this is cheap as i paid over £1000 for her as a pup."

What size DID you think she would get????????

OK, your turn, go to your favourite free ads website and hit me.
I do not take responsibility for your blood pressure....
 
What???? 13 weeks?????

Arrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How about:

'She is a Police Bloodline Snow Yorkshire Terrier Puppies for Sale'
With a pic of a husky pup??? WTF???
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more than
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Or for £150:
9 month old male black lab

PET OR WORKING DOG.. RIGHT TIME FOR TRAINING... ALL INJECTIONS DONE... VET CHECKED.... OWNER PAST AWAY SO IM TRYING TO REHOME HIM...GOOD WITH KIDS AND OTHER DOGS.. VERY PLAYFUL!
OR EXCHANGE WITH AFRICAN GREY PARROT
-DELIVERY CAN BE ARRANGED-

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"I recently brought my jack russell puppy which I really love but for some un forseen problems.
He is 7 weeks old smooth coated white with a small black/brown patch on his ear.
I have no papers for him as he has to be 8 weeks before he goes to the vet.
This is a really sad sale so I REALLY want him to go to a nice loving home as he is the cutest little dog. I have some milk and toys along with a lead that I will be giving away with the puppy.
Only serious people thanks"

Serious?? Serious?? I need to seriously give her a shake!
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Ooh ooh this one! Because clearly the initial price is the main issue when deciding whether or not to get a dog
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Never mind health, history etc
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Has anyone got a young dog that they need to rehome? Anything considered, must be free or cheap. Must be friendly- not snappy or aggressive

and this one is bound to catch the eye of all reputable breeders...not
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Hi i am looking for a cocker spaniel or springer spaniel puppy i can pay up to £200 and can give it a loving home!! i need a puppy as i have got a 19 month old baby so think its best to have a puppy!!
 
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I'm not even gonna start looking tonight, my laptop is likely to fly out the window if I add to the mood I'm in!!
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I think I found the winner!

We bought a Husky pup last Thursday as a friend to our Siberian Husky but she hates him!

We urgently need to rehome him before either of them get hurt. He wants to play with our other dog & she will start snapping & snarling at him & it's just one constant fight.

He is a big dog with a little pups mind & thinks that he can just jump all over people to play so he needs an experienced husky owner who can train him.

He is a Malamute crossed with a Siberian Husky (hence the blue eyes). He does not come with any papers as we basically bought him as a friend to our other husky so we were not planning to breed him etc.

We are in the Cardiff (work) and Merthyr (home) areas so can drop him off around these areas if required. He is 6 months old and is a beautiful Huskamute with ice-blue eyes. He has a very loving nature although would suit a home with older children as he is a very big exciteable pup and jumps up and wants to play.

He needs lots of walks and has bags of energy, he is also very good on the lead and will walk by your side. He has not been neutered yet so would maybe make a good stud dog. All offers will be considdered!
 
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I think I found the winner!

We bought a Husky pup last Thursday as a friend to our Siberian Husky but she hates him!

We urgently need to rehome him before either of them get hurt. He wants to play with our other dog & she will start snapping & snarling at him & it's just one constant fight.

He is a big dog with a little pups mind & thinks that he can just jump all over people to play so he needs an experienced husky owner who can train him.

He is a Malamute crossed with a Siberian Husky (hence the blue eyes). He does not come with any papers as we basically bought him as a friend to our other husky so we were not planning to breed him etc.

We are in the Cardiff (work) and Merthyr (home) areas so can drop him off around these areas if required. He is 6 months old and is a beautiful Huskamute with ice-blue eyes. He has a very loving nature although would suit a home with older children as he is a very big exciteable pup and jumps up and wants to play.

He needs lots of walks and has bags of energy, he is also very good on the lead and will walk by your side. He has not been neutered yet so would maybe make a good stud dog. All offers will be considdered!

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grrrrrr I might get banned if I say what I really want to say
 
RUBY IS A BITCH, HUSKIE X ROTTIE HER MUM IS A HUSKIE N DAD IS A ROTTIE THEY BOTH HAVE KIND NATURES TO THEM AND SO DOES RUBY SHE IS GREAT WITH KIDS ALL SIZES AND AGREAT FAMILY DOG..SHE IS FULLY HOUSE TRAINED AND HASNEVER HAD ANY ACCIDENTS..SHEDOES NOT LIKECATS SO I WOULDNT ADVISE IT..I AM VERY SAD TO LET HER GO BUT DUE TO MOVING INTO A SMALLER HOUSE THEREISNT GOIN TO BE ENOUGH SACE FOR HER AND AS I A SEPERATED FRM MY HUBBYIN THE FORCES I WONT HAVE THE TIME TO WALK HER AND GIVE HER LOADSOF ATTENTION AND HUBBY CANT TAKE HER AS HE IS GOING TO BE LIVING ON THE BASE ANDAREN ALLOWED PETS TO STAY IN THE ROOMS WITH THEM.. I AM SELLINGHER FOR £70 BUT I AM GUTTEDS AS SHE IS WORTH ALOT MORE..SHE HASNT BEEN DNE YET SO SHE CAN HAVE PUPS.. HER NEXT SEASON IS DUE MAY

All for the grand total of £70
 
Yorkie puppy
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Type: Private Advert
Price: £225 ono
Updated: 2 days ago
Description
lovely little girl, 8 weeks old, very confident, bought as a companion to my older dog but he doesnt like her and would attack her i think. Breeder didnt supply papers but have seen mum and dad viewing welcome


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White English Bull Terrier for sale 19 weeks old
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Type: Private Advert
Price: £400 ovno
Updated: 2 days ago
Description
This is a very sad sale, as Loui is lovely, he is 19 weeks old and we are selling him as we have realised that both having full time jobs and owning 2 horses that having a dog as well is just too much! He is pure white with a tiny black spot on the back of one ear, he has been wormed and vaccinated and is micro chipped, he will sit on command, got him out of nipping, (as all puppies do) house trained, great with kids, my neice drags him round everywhere, full pedigree. Bargin! but will only sell to genuine home!

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Rottweiler pup 7 weeks old male
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Type: Private Advert
Price: Offers
Updated: 4 days ago
Description
Rottweiler pup 7 weeks old will let go at 9 weeks after 1st injections doesn't get on with my labrador, lab too big and bouncy for puppy


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We have a one year old pug. male unneutered, fairly calm not a barker. his birthday is dec. 19 2008. we paid 1200 for him and would like to get something back not nearly that but something make an offer. we have no time for him we are gone more then 11 hours a day. he needs to be brought out freequently he is not completly house broken yet which is our fault due to not being home for him. please contact us if interested.

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i'm going through financial troubles, having a baby soon and can't keep the dog at our apartment anymore. she is a 10month old well behaved black lab. she has a little bit of chocolate lab and fox hound in her. she looks exactly like a black lab, and acts like one to.she will get as big as a black lab. she is spayed, i need a rehoming fee from you just so i can pay my mom back for loaning me money to spay the dog. she has many items that will come with her. labs are awesome dogs, she needs a new home asap

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FREE BEAGLE to good home. Honestly this is a great dog, all shots, the only issue is that he is middle age and my son is 4 (four) and I should have gotten him a puppy instead with a lot of energy. I can tell by previous owners that they laid around and rubbed him a lot. He's the perfect dog if you want someone to sit and chill with you on the couch with a beer. He's super smart, he walks himself. Let him out sniff, sniff, does his do and barks when he's ready to be let back in. I would LOVE TO SWAP with someone who has a puppy, but that probably won't happen.

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Unfortunately, they were all too easy to find
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Not looked for any in our locals yet, bad for my blood pressure. Bossdog, £750 is quite commonly asked for labradoodles etc round here.
Reading some of those ads has made me realise something. When ex left and I had 2 children (one 6, one 15 months) 5 dogs (4 of which were GSDs), 2 ponies and a donkey, oh and a cat, I really should have advertised and got rid of some of them, I obviously should not have been able to cope
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Whoops, forgot he left his collie as well, make that 6 dogs, and a part time job
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Thanks prosefullstop. I'll see if I can find it again. My dog walker fosters for a pug rescue too so I had thought I would show it to her to see if they reach out to the western part of the state or could help otherwise. I think it sounds like they want to sell it though, they just didn't want to say it because it was an online ad and a lot of people would flag it if she wrote what $$ she was looking for.
 
The morkie part might be maltese x yorkie?

Just googled and milkish seems to appear in front of loads of different breeds, mainly on american ads. Any ideas Prosefullstop?
 
A morkie I think is a maltese x yorkie...no idea about the milkish bit, on googling there are lots of milkish dogs; boxers, cockers, dallys, I'm none the wiser though!
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The Urban Dictionary says this:

milkish: A term used to describe an instance where something was not as good as expected, however it was not that bad either. i.e. "That exam was milkish, I'm not sure if I did well in it or not."

My American husband says it means "plain".

Wonder if it means a plain or nondescript dog of its breed then?
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