Inadvertently funny horse ads!

[margaret_ann]

This just shows the importance of proofreading!
http://www.barnmice.com/forum/topics/lol-horse-sales-ad-errors

 

[McNally]

I like the one who stares over fences! lol

 

[shadowboy]

Those are brill- sooo funny- Everyone at home wanted to know what was so amusing.

 

[sea_view]

Lol!!

 

[Thistle]

I want a farm with 3 haddocks!

 

[Pedantic]

Funnily enough my beast does like to stare over fences

, particularly if it's somewhere we havent ridden before

 

[Lolo]

Once, I saw a pony advertised as 'bulletproof'. Impressive!

 

[B_2_B]

hahahaha those are great

 

[B_2_B]

What is cooked semen available supposed to be?

 

[only_me]

I love this one
"2. Small horse farm for sale, 33 acres, large fenced pastures plus three small haddocks."

 

[Paint it Lucky]

Chilled semen.

Cooked stuff would be pretty useless!

 

[hairycob]

Manure to 17 hands - imagine poo picking his paddock!

 

[dwi]

PMSL except the last one, I don't get it?

 

[WoopsiiD]

LFG- Live Foal Guarantee same as NFFR-No Foal Free Return.
In some places if the foal is still born or dies in the first 24 hours you can take your mare back for a free 'service'.