Insults/Comebacks wanted :D

[SamanthaUK]

I'm having a facebook inbox argument with my mate! And basically i've run out of insults and comebacks.
I need all you HHO's to help me think of some comebacks.

Don't worry it's all friendly banter

 

[sandi_84]

Have you told her she's a turnip yet? It's one of my mates favs.

 

[Carefreegirl]

How can you be so stupid with only one head ?

 

[Hairy Old Cob]

I presume you must have to get up early and practice to be that much of a ?

 

[dunkley]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

 

[Sparkles]

I've got better things to do with my time, than waste it on you right now. You know where I live so say it personally to me, or don't say it all, frankly.

 

[Ravenwood]

Just tell her that whatever she writes is a load of "codswallop" or "poppycock"

Two of my favourite words

 

[Persephone]

I told my SIL to "put a sock in it" and to stop "flapping her gums" this afternoon. Any good?

 

[fjordhorsefan]

Awa and bile yer heid!

 

[Persephone]

Awa and bile yer heid!

Permission to use that next time SIL calls!

 

[MrsMozart]

Tell her she's a spawny eyed wazock.