Interesting hack this evening

NeilM

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You know how it goes, you have week after week of really nice late afternoon hacks around the woods, you're able to commune quietly with nature, the birds the trees you horse, and then there are the OTHER rides.

All was going well this evening, we were out on our own, which is not a problem these days, as all traces of nappy / spooky behaviour have long been left behind....I thought!

On a long slight slope, which is a bit too rocky for anything but a nice walking pace, all of a sudden H puts in a little rear and starts spinning, cantering on the spot, chucking his head around, reversing into trees, the whole works. I steady him and try to work out what the four by two has set this off. Then I see / hear a whole herd of bloody cows charging through a huge field we are next to, oh great
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After three or four 'nappy moments' I finally manage to get off (the safest course of action when he's this wound up). We walk to a point where we can see the nice moo cows all wandering towards the farm. Look H, COWS
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The double trouble is that the path we are on is a favourite cantering spot of ours, so wound up tighter than a drum AND being led in hand is not going down well. But he does what he is asked (as always) and we manage to get to the end, I remount and walk him back to the scary spot, we turn, I sit, shorten the reins and squeeze and we out accelerate any F1 car on the grid
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Between the woods and home we encountered, flappy pigeons, cue tap dancing pony, blowy flappy trees, more tap dancing and then while trotting towards our field a REALLY scary monster, that looked to me like an old lady in a light blue jumper and cream skirt. We did a great transition from trot to tap dancing canter on the spot back to perfect trot, then just to finish the whole thing, we come across a car speeding round a bend right by the entrance to the field AND the blue and cream monster both at the same time, OH JOY!

So, he's back in the field having had a lovely work out and the muscles in my right hand are tired (he always spins left).

On the plus side, BOY! My little guy can gallop when he's ....motivated
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PMSL at the monster!
Horses - don't we just love em.
Why is my horse absolutely fine when we meet the huge milk tanker coming towards us whilst a combine harvester is behind us BUT a dock leaf that is a little bit different to the others is a killer monster??!
 
Lol!
Yep...been there....my lad was very spooky, and really seemed to have settled down a lot until recently when he's been back in at night and obviously all that extra sleep and energy means he thinks up things to spook at...crisp packets, chickens...his own farts.....you name it.

Recently he shat himself at a green household waste bin...someone thought it would be a great idea to have a massive photo of the whole family blown up and somehow pasted to the bin.....now I know my horse can do passage and piaffe
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Last week he was pratting about so I went to tap him on the bum...somehow he whisked his tail at the same time and I swear to god......the whip was pulled out of my hand and he had somehow clamped it between his butt-cheeks
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....cue yet another piaffe...I had to get off and extract my whip from between his butt cheeks and his tail but I was laughing so much I could barely get back on
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Nice exciting ride
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You'd be bored if things like that didn't happen. I'd be scared of the blue and cream monster too.

I just wish my boy would get used to the fact that he lives in Cumbria, so it's a pretty good bet that every time he goes out, he will meet cows and sheep, and therefore desn't need to act like the guys from the fast show that used to jump at everything, every 5 seconds!

You would think that one wooly sheep would look pretty much like another, but not to Gul!
 
Ride enhancement, yes, I'll pinch that, thanks.

Well I'm glad you all had a good laugh at me
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We didn't just do tap dancing, oh no that wouldn't have been nearly dramatic enough, no we did planting, tap dancing (forwards, backwards and sideways), head throwing (up down and sideways also) and not forgetting the high leg action collected canter on the spot (with optional head throwing). Oh yes, he's VERY versatile is my lad, he can turn spooking into a new art form.

Here, you don't think there's a new showing or dressage class in there, do you?
 
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