It really winds me up :mad:

[JFTDWS]

Honestly, I have this friend (well I say friend, I really mean acquaintance who I hack with occasionally) who abuses her poor pony endlessly

She always carries a whip and beats him if he doesn't do as he is told. She also boots him in the ribs to make him move forwards The insane thing is, despite always having to carry a beating stick, I've seen her hacking him in a double bridle

You can see how unhappy the poor pony is - just look at him Doesn't it just make you want to cry?

Should I call the RSPCA?

 

[Beausmate]

On a scale of one to ten, how bored are you?

 

[dafthoss]

^^ I'd say 20

Thats the 'pony says nooo' or is it the new dressage addition showing its ability to 'sit'

 

[JFTDWS]

^^ I'd say 20

Thats the 'pony says nooo' or is it the new dressage addition showing its ability to 'sit'

I thought it was your idea of an outline?

(an idea which would work better if he wasn't so sexy in the dr pic in your sig )

 

[nikicb]

I think he's embarassed about that funny yellow/green thing he's wearing on his back.

 

[rhino]

That's funny, I have a friend (no, it's not funny that I have a friend and actually she's not a friend, I can't stand her ) who thinks that this is appropriate attire... for a HIGHLAND

In true HHO fashion, I am both uphauled and disscusted

(Now waits for the Viking picture in retaliation )

 

[Beausmate]

I thought JFTD had been trick-training again.

 

[SophieLouBee]

Shoot it. It's obviously off it's head and totally dangerous. Can't you see the intent to kill in it's eyes? Mark my words, one day it will trample her to death or smother her with it's high viz blanket of death....

 

[JFTDWS]

Well I have a friend (well, ok a pet, even I couldn't call a big horny beast a "friend") who is an adult who squishes ponies

I mean, look at the size of her on that tiny thing She's practically breaking its back Lucky the poor beast didn't collapse under here

 

[Fiagai]

Honestly, I have this friend (well I say friend, I really mean acquaintance who I hack with occasionally) who abuses her poor pony endlessly ...

Well you wont have anymore (that is the friend / aquaintance of course!)

Simples solution - just dont go hacking!

you really are bored arnt you ;-]

 

[JFTDWS]

Shoot it. It's obviously off it's head and totally dangerous. Can't you see the intent to kill in it's eyes? Mark my words, one day it will trample her to death or smother her with it's high viz blanket of death....

Oh no we can't kill the ickle fluffy horsey worsey... We'll just have to sacrifice her to him and appease him with unimportant people while he decorates a field

 

[black_horse]

Can someone report me and dee then?

can you see what is at fault here? Im riding a dressage test with no stock on!!!!

ETA: A lot of ponies were harmed in the making of this photo, dozens in fact. I couldnt possibly tell you the correct figure as i would have to move the muck pile off them....

 

[JFTDWS]

Well you wont have anymore (that is the friend / aquaintance of course!)

Haha its ok - she's bored too


Don't be ridiculous Black_horse! That's not dressage!!!

There's virtually no bling, no dead sheep, no sparkliness at all!

 

[rhino]

Also note lack of hairnet, gloves and noseband and incorrect twist of stirrup leather as I lost it when he decided to jump something imaginary and got it back by feel

 

[dafthoss]

Its alright I caught this nutter near me trying to get a highland in to a phone box

 

[JFTDWS]

Also note lack of hairnet, gloves and noseband and incorrect twist of stirrup leather as I lost it when he decided to jump something imaginary and got it back by feel

SHAME on you!

DH, LOL, just LOL...

 

[rhino]

Just disgraceful

As was this which I found on facebook yesterday

 

[JFTDWS]

Just disgraceful

As was this which I found on facebook yesterday

Hey, cobs CAN do dressage, then?!

 

[black_horse]

Just disgraceful

As was this which I found on facebook yesterday

Rhino dont be so hard on yourself, you look great under that man *sniggers* for once

 

[dafthoss]

Shoot it. It's obviously off it's head and totally dangerous. Can't you see the intent to kill in it's eyes? Mark my words, one day it will trample her to death or smother her with it's high viz blanket of death....

Its ok I hear the poor abused thing got revenge by decapitating her on a tree.

 

[JFTDWS]

Rhino dont be so hard on yourself, you look great under that man *sniggers* for once

I'm not sure that's consensual

 

[black_horse]

I'm not sure that's consensual

too many *cough* easy jokes that could be made to that

 

[SophieLouBee]

Just disgraceful

As was this which I found on facebook yesterday

SNORT. Which dressage rider is it eh Sneaky.

 

[black_horse]

more horse abuse!!

yep, a dressage horse going hacking!!!!

 

[JFTDWS]

too many *cough* easy jokes that could be made to that

I thought that was the joke, tbh

I notice that rhino's not very horny, either

 

[ABC]

Poor horses.

 

[JFTDWS]

more horse abuse!!

yep, a dressage horse going hacking!!!!

Honestly, if it can hack, it can't possibly be a dressage horse Don't you know anything?!

 

[black_horse]

I thought that was the joke, tbh

I notice that rhino's not very horny, either

Maybe the riders worn out her horn?

 

[black_horse]

Honestly, if it can hack, it can't possibly be a dressage horse Don't you know anything?!

Nope. im not a teenager

 

[JFTDWS]

Nope. im not a teenager

You mean you're over 20 and you've not died of old age yet