**************ITS A RANT OFF!!!************

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Ok...so perhaps it is a new moon/full moon or the spring grass....but we appear to have had a glut of RANT threads recently.
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Now...I dont know if we are all hormonal or what.....so here is a nice safe place with padded walls, soundproofed, with 'spaz' helmets (very un-PC I know but can't be arsed to think of the correct terminology
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) so we can all fling ourselves around ranting off in general.
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And, so no-one feels left out..... I have compiled a not- exhaustive list of things which you may want to consider ranting about ....just in case you were stuck for something to get your knickers in a twist about.

Please feel free to add to the list of available rants.....

Todays available rants are:

Parelli!
Rugging in summer
To clip or not to clip
Retire your veteran or have him mercilessly bulleted
The Franch-gate saga
Trolls
Hat vs head splattered on floor
Shoeless vs shod
Novice owners
Overfeeding/under-excercising.

Bookings not necessary....
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I do not wish to rant about any of the above, so can you compile a new list otherwise I will be forced to rant about your rant list.
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Oooo I could do a paralli rant! I watched one of their programmes the other day and it was about thier overpriced saddles. And there she was, Mrs Paralli, spouting all her crap that unless we all use paralli saddles we're all cruel (every though half the eppisode as about how to put pads under your saddle to make it fit..... surly a good saddle needs no pads!) and even she didn't seem to belive it! It shall now be my classic example for praying on those middle class (normally) with disposibly income who want to do the best for their horse and are convinced that a well made "Normal saddle" thats been around for centuries is killing thier horse.


*phew* that felt good. I gave up on paralli ranting as I was saying the same old things over again.
 
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Oooo I could do a paralli rant! I watched one of their programmes the other day and it was about thier overpriced saddles. And there she was, Mrs Paralli, spouting all her crap that unless we all use paralli saddles we're all cruel (every though half the eppisode as about how to put pads under your saddle to make it fit..... surly a good saddle needs no pads!) and even she didn't seem to belive it! It shall now be my classic example for praying on those middle class (normally) with disposibly income who want to do the best for their horse and are convinced that a well made "Normal saddle" thats been around for centuries is killing thier horse.


*phew* that felt good. I gave up on paralli ranting as I was saying the same old things over again.

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(psst - I think it's Parelli (I could be wrong - non horsey mum here).
 
I think you'll find I am already in charge of the whole world and you didn't ask permission to post about the rant post & therefore I will rant about that!
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Can I rant about not having had a good rant for ages?

How about pulling manes and tails is cruel (well my horse thinks it is..!).
Not wearing Hi Viz when hacking out.

I'm tired already so I think I'll forget about ranting - is that OK? Permission to sign off please NNA.........?
 
Are we allowed to rant about none horsey stuff... i think I will anyway
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Ignorant company directors
people who don't say thanks when I let them out
People who don't smile back when I smile at them
People who don't say thanks when I help them out
people who ask for advice then do the exact opposite (don't flippin ask me in the first place, my brain cells are precious!)
My total and utter lack of motivation at the minute
My job

you've unleashed a daemon! so I have had to stop
 
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No forum clout rants??

Im disappointed in you poppymoo.......

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See...when I started compiling the list of rants....my mind went blank.....nothing unusual there then
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PS..its cos I havent got any
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Ive blanked it out....
 
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I have recently decided to take over the world - and I do not recall you pm asking permission to post this RANT OFF!!! Therefore I am going to rant about it.

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I think the cat in your avatar looks just the sort to be a feline henchman type figure with a desire for world domination!
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You forgot

Will my horse shrink if I let him out in the rain? and...

*whispers*

Livery yards!!!!
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OMG I really am scared now!!!
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I have recently decided to take over the world - and I do not recall you pm asking permission to post this RANT OFF!!! Therefore I am going to rant about it.

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I think the cat in your avatar looks just the sort to be a feline henchman type figure with a desire for world domination!
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You are so right - I am merely an instrument of her success - she actually DOES rule the world.
 
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