Its a spider!!!

benson21

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i am sitting at home on my own and a humungous, enormous *******ing ma husive spider has crawled right across the floor.
I am sitting on the settee with my feet up off the floor, praying my OH is coming home soon after walking the dog.
I feel sick.



P>S As you can probably guess I am S**T scared of spiders. Hairy, gangly legs, eyes following you around the room. ARGH!!!!!
 
Be happy it isn't a cat flea :rolleyes:

I have spent the day hoovering and spraying only to sit down and catch up on H&H and one of the little lovlies alighted upon my arm.

Cat is not in the good books :cool:
 
Lol i hate them, was mauled by 3 insects the other night, mahousive spider jumped on my leg, then a grasshopper in my bed then a wasp flew in :o
 
Spider has now gone. Out in the cold. Dark. Damp. Where all creepy crawlies belong.

And I can now put my feet on the floor!!
 
I HATE spiders with a passion, i won't even try and catch one with a glass, just incase i miss and it cralws on my arm :D

I had a big one in my room a whlie ago, i didn't sleep in it for days because i couldn't find the spider, i am a wimp.

A few years ago, my mums trantula got out and was missing for days, i was petrified, found it under my fav chair.
 
I HATE spiders with a passion, i won't even try and catch one with a glass, just incase i miss and it cralws on my arm :D

I had a big one in my room a whlie ago, i didn't sleep in it for days because i couldn't find the spider, i am a wimp.

A few years ago, my mums trantula got out and was missing for days, i was petrified, found it under my fav chair.

Thanks for that!!! wont be sleeping for days now dreaming of terantula under the bed! And of course it will be the biggest you have ever seen!
 
Be happy it isn't a cat flea :rolleyes:

I have spent the day hoovering and spraying only to sit down and catch up on H&H and one of the little lovlies alighted upon my arm.

Cat is not in the good books :cool:

Get a flea fogger. They work well.


As for spiders. Aaargh!!

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I had a terrifying experience this morning, i was sitting eating breakfast in the lounge when i felt what i thought was hair on my face and brushed it off. Looked down and there was a massive spider on my chest!!! I screamed and brushed it away and then ran through the hall into the kitchen and threw my clothes off. lol.
I was then doing a mixture of screaming and crying. I feel silly, but it was such a shock, and it was massive! (Well i thought it was, but it wasn't as big as that tarantula ^^^^^) Thinking about it still makes me scream. Aha.
 
Me and my OH found one last night, we both thought it was a mouse walking across the floor but it was a massive spider!!!!! Thank god for the best cat in the wotld, he loves eatting spider's, all though it's really sickening to hear the crunsh of it and the fact he holds them in his mouth with the lags hagging out!, wiggling about!!! But he did eat it and save us both, good cat!
 
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