Its not often you come accross one of these...on a funride!!

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So I went with some friends to a local'ish funride in Derbyshire ( Calke Abbey Ride ), 1stly many thanks to the organisers for a well planned route - although high viz gear should have beeen recommended!!

Anyway we were about 1/2 way round when we spotted a 'runner' top off with an amazing body - we even commented all rides would be great with this sort of scenery............so minutes later we passed this same runner basically 'enjoying himself' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes full view in full action............omg I just started laughing - what else can you do in such circumstance.

Organisers were made aware and apparently quite a few riders had been blessed with this added attraction ( not children thank - god )

What more can I say........................
 
Went with the riding skool years ago, on a beach ride. We got a bit lost on the dunes, and happened upon the local 'Nudist Colony'....'cept they were doing more than just being 'Nude'.....

Last summer, me and the OH passed a car on the BP, nekkid and rolling around, noises and all! OH said 'Morning!'....as the window was open....

:D

~Disclaimer - All stories are true. :p~
 
I've never come across people, ahem 'having fun'... until last weekend. On a family bike ride, we passed a gateway where a couple were clearly ''at it'', and on noticing 4 people cycle past, they kinda tried to hide, but, lets face it, a small corsa can't have many hiding places!!
*giggle giggle*
 
Meandtheboys said:
So I went with some friends to a local'ish funride in Derbyshire ( Calke Abbey Ride ), 1stly many thanks to the organisers for a well planned route - although high viz gear should have beeen recommended!!

Anyway we were about 1/2 way round when we spotted a 'runner' top off with an amazing body - we even commented all rides would be great with this sort of scenery............so minutes later we passed this same runner basically 'enjoying himself' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes full view in full action............omg I just started laughing - what else can you do in such circumstance.

Organisers were made aware and apparently quite a few riders had been blessed with this added attraction ( not children thank - god )

What more can I say........................
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What a ride!! lol
 
Even after his 'display' he actually sorted himself out and carried on jogging behind us before diverting his route.

TBH - he was such a cutie with a fab six pack, I just can't understand why!!
 
When I was running a riding school there was a man who stark naked would walk up to the kids when they were riding on their own. He picked on the younger children to start and got bolder with the older ones but,I had to wait for a second summer before he climbed through a close barb wire fence and across to where we were walking across the field.
He chose the wrong ride as this was my 'ladies' Sunday morning hack.

He always said the same thing "Good morning, lovely day for sunbathing."

I started with "Blimey, no wonder the children found it funny!"
One of the women said, "Gosh, my little boy is only three and he is bigger than THAT!"

So it went on and I can say that he blushed from his ankles up. When he turned to walk away we chased after him and cracked him a few times across his backside. He went back through the fence and we never saw him again!
 
Foxhunter49 said:
When I was running a riding school there was a man who stark naked would walk up to the kids when they were riding on their own. He picked on the younger children to start and got bolder with the older ones but,I had to wait for a second summer before he climbed through a close barb wire fence and across to where we were walking across the field.
He chose the wrong ride as this was my 'ladies' Sunday morning hack.

He always said the same thing "Good morning, lovely day for sunbathing."

I started with "Blimey, no wonder the children found it funny!"
One of the women said, "Gosh, my little boy is only three and he is bigger than THAT!"

So it went on and I can say that he blushed from his ankles up. When he turned to walk away we chased after him and cracked him a few times across his backside. He went back through the fence and we never saw him again!
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oh my this made me giggle!!!!!
 
My boy loves getting transfixed on things, so much so he won't move until he can longer see the object....imagine the embarrassment riding along the beach and a nudist jogger comes running towards us with it all hanging loose :o :o :p
 
I started reading this beginning to think I wonder if I could get a half naked man to jog around the ride I organise......until I continued reading. Maybe not such a good idea after all!!!!
 
Meandtheboys said:
So I went with some friends to a local'ish funride in Derbyshire ( Calke Abbey Ride ), 1stly many thanks to the organisers for a well planned route - although high viz gear should have beeen recommended!!

Anyway we were about 1/2 way round when we spotted a 'runner' top off with an amazing body - we even commented all rides would be great with this sort of scenery............so minutes later we passed this same runner basically 'enjoying himself' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes full view in full action............omg I just started laughing - what else can you do in such circumstance.

Organisers were made aware and apparently quite a few riders had been blessed with this added attraction ( not children thank - god )

What more can I say........................
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OK i need details, as I am confused lol!

So was he originally running with his top off, then stops to make love to his hand .. oorr was he flashing.... or was he trying to erm relieve himself privately?
 
Eeew, that is so wrong. That is our local hack on a saturday morning, lots of riders including children use that route and its hardly like he was in the woods behind a tree, that track is really open, you can be seen for miles!

Have texted everyone I know to warn them there's a perv in the area. Did you report it to the local police? We've had trouble with a man hanging round "looking" at our fields and cutting through padlocks. Doesn't steal the horses though, just looks at them so the police can't do anything. I wonder if its the same man?
 
Must be a thing with joggers and horseriders. A few years ago I went on a riding weekend at Studland near Swanage. At the same point in the ride each morning, he appeared from the dunes jogging along starkers. Thankfully he didn't stop to do anything else but as we were galloping flat out his performance would have gone unnoticed!
 
Heard about this, a discusting man he maybe, but he had some morals. Apparently he only flashed the lady riders!!:eek:

Were these ladies riding geldings I ask? Perhaps he was foolish enough and in some kind of unreal fantacy land, and thought he could size himself up against the boys??:rolleyes::D
 
elsbells said:
Heard about this, a discusting man he maybe, but he had some morals. Apparently he only flashed the lady riders!!:eek:

Were these ladies riding geldings I ask? Perhaps he was foolish enough and in some kind of unreal fantacy land, and thought he could size himself up against the boys??:rolleyes::D
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Definitly not.............thats why I laughed!!
 
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