JM Where are you?

Well I'm darned, howdy there folks how you doin there, fancy you thinking of a fella when he's havin just a little ol vacation a ways out west.

You just touched my heart strings ya all.

Sleepin under the stars and singing cowboy balads round the campfire of an evenin. Just have to watch out for those pesky rattlers at night.

Have the neatest little quarter horse, stands like a rock if I get off, no need to tie up and comes to a whistle.

What would I do without my trusty laptop. I'd have missed ya all. About 3:15 pm and it's kinda hot too.

Yous thinkin its all beans an all - the Chef is imported from LA. Does a mean mess of breakfast. Waffals with loads of mapel syrup, eggs easy over and then in the evening (don't eat much lunch) B-B-Q steaks and I mean steaks T Bone 25 oz jobs.

Got to go now, but might not be able to tansmit for a while.
Movin into some wild and mountainous country.

Chief wrangler is armed to the teeth, rifle in a scabbard and a couple of pistols. This is seriously wild and rugged country!

Its still possible to have an adventure on a horse with an element of danger and it aint the horse.

So long there folks.
 
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Wrangler, a professionally outfitter took out a deer at 350 yards from the saddle. Horse did not even flinch.

Had a go myslef but could hit .... all but little mare stood like a rock - as much as to say, "have you quite finished making a fool of yourself".

God damned limeys coming out her and thinkling they are John Wayne an all!
 
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Run like the wind Bullseye!

Who on earth takes a laptop on a ranching holiday!

Get off ya horse and drink ya milk.

I have a friend you thinks he is a cowboy and he shoots from his polo pony!! Doesn't move either, but looks funny in the Surrey countryside. I also have a friend that has a cowboy town built on his farm so ye ha over and play cowboy's and indians.

PS Bring us back something nice.
 
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Ohhh I am so jealous... I need to go back my hat is getting tatty and they do the best stetsons over there. You just walk into the shop say you want a hat that fits your head and they fit it all out for you!

I also look darn fine in my hat!!!

I could do with some new boots too. My old ones are not so good getting a bit worn...

AND my best mate from college is over there!

Oh JM come back quickly... Why have you got your laptop????
 
arizonahoney said:
Oooh where in the US are you, JM? Not my native Arizona?
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Not far away.

Only get a window of half an hour or so now 7:00 am to transmit, when the chopper touches down with supplies and a satellite disk is set up with wireless 'connectivity'. I just love these Americanisms.

All the party have laptops mostly HP Notebooks which easily slip into a saddle bag with ease. Where pictures and videos can be downloaded etc.

These good old boys can't be separated from their biz affairs for too long and I noticed the ladies like to see what and where hubby is, assuming he is not along for the ride!

They get a real buzz out of sending an e-mail from a top some mountain telling some minion in New York or San Francisco what they should be doing!

Cold at night up in these mountains
 
Judgemental said:
Not far away.

Only get a window of half an hour or so now 7:00 am to transmit, I cannot believe what you are doing, fantastic holiday with a ******* laptop! when the chopper touches down with supplies and a satellite disk is set up with wireless 'connectivity'. I just love these Americanisms and wannabe film stars.

All the party have laptops mostly HP Notebooks which easily slip into a saddle bag with ease all the gear no idea!. Where pictures and videos can be downloaded etc so are you going to post some??.
These good old boys can't be separated from their biz affairs for too long and I noticed the ladies like to see what and where hubby is, assuming he is not along for the ride!

They get a real buzz out of sending an e-mail from a top some mountain telling some minion in New York or San Francisco what they should be doing don't you just hate that ******'s!

Cold at night up in these mountains whats that Broke back
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Jm you have gone right down in the fav stakes now.
 
Simsar said:
Jm you have gone right down in the fav stakes now.
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11:15 a.m. I simply do not believe it!

How could you - all these people, yep some are City Slickers but what are they doing, spending their dollars - supporting the rural economic infrastructure in the middle of nowhere and that's a serious understatement if you could see what I am looking at - beautiful but sure is in the middle of nowhere!

The folks out here don't care whether or not the guests come from NY, LA or SF, so long as they help pay the feed bills and provide work for the wranglers.

I am ashamed of you Simsar and anybody else who shared her views.

What the Americans do, is get out of their Cities and spend money in the country.

The outfitting ranch I am on needs those dollars.

You need to think about this, you have been very naughty and need to redeem yourself.

As for being critical of having laptops and a chopper bringing in supplies and a satellite hook up.

This is seriously dangerous country, rattlesnakes are two a penny. It is only in very recent times that such 'adventures' could be undertaken with modern communicatiosn and transport, incase of an emergency etc in the very remote and wild places with your 'City Slickers'.

I am incredulious.
 
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Judgemental said:
11:15 a.m. I simply do not believe it!

How could you - all these people, yep some are City Slickers but what are they doing, spending their dollars - supporting the rural economic infrastructure in the middle of nowhere and that's a serious understatement if you could see what I am looking at - beautiful but sure is in the middle of nowhere! So enjoy and use the holiday for a holiday they can get the minions to do the work!!!!!!
The folks out here don't care whether or not the guests come from NY, LA or SF, so long as they help pay the feed bills and provide work for the wranglers. When they have gone back I bet they are more than happy to see the back of them money or not

I am ashamed of you Simsar and anybody else who shared her views. Oh well fan club disbanded then.
What the Americans do, is get out of their Cities and spend money in the country.

The outfitting ranch I am on needs those dollars. My point is why spoil it with internet connection
You need to think about this, you have been very naughty and need to redeem yourself. So ***** me cowboy!
As for being critical of having laptops and a chopper bringing in supplies and a satellite hook up.

This is seriously dangerous country, rattlesnakes are two a penny. It is only in very recent times that such 'adventures' could be undertaken with modern communicatiosn and transport, incase of an emergency etc in the very remote and wild places with your 'City Slickers'. What happen to sucking out the poison LOL! Sorry. I am incredulious.
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Enjoy your holiday Ye Ha or whatever the text internet slang is for that.

PS your country needs you but you are being Woody on Bullseye!
 
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Simsar said:
Enjoy your holiday Ye Ha or whatever the text internet slang is for that.

PS your country needs you but you are being Woody on Bullseye!
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Simsar you are so green you are a toad!

JM your country does need you. See what happens when you go away with no warning? The fan club starts squabbling my mother nearly brought *lairs book... She got Mandlesons instead... far from a great improvment but at least he knows he is a slippery whatsit! You are not even here to see the canceled book signings and the half price tags on the things!

No comment what so ever on the "sucking it out"... Well perhaps...!

I admit I am green and I admit to agreeing that if you are ruining what is a fantastic holiday downloading pictures the least you could do is share with your hareem! Shame on you JM!

Come back soon! And please no taking ideas from Brokeback...!
 
Simsar said:
PD you are the mutts!!!!!
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If Mutts is short for (Mega Uberly Titilatingly Teeeny Sexqueen) I thank you for your compliments!

if Mutts is Most Unrealisticly Tubby Tinybit Stuhead then shame on you Simsar!

YOU ARE A TOAD! A greeny massivly jealous of the J Mental Toad!
 
farriersmum said:
Well I thought he'd been BANNED with all the others! Wonder if there are any Me*rka*s (not allowed to say the word) whee he is??
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I think he probably has been banned by Simsar!

I think he may have some armadillos though! Perhaps Southern Armadilos with big 10 gallon hats but armadillos nethertheless!

eta - perhaps they have problems with teh armadillos in baseball caps...
 
Paddydou said:
If Mutts is short for (Mega Uberly Titilatingly Teeeny Sexqueen) I thank you for your compliments!

if Mutts is Most Unrealisticly Tubby Tinybit Stuhead then shame on you Simsar! Mutts nutts you make me laugh
YOU ARE A TOAD! A greeny massivly jealous of the J Mental Toad! Not jealous really just think its a a shame he has that sort of holiday I would like to do the hunt swap holiday myself. Paddy are you in some day soon.[/COLOR]
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