JM7'S xmas appeal!!

[lilym]

having seen through lots of recent posts and noticed how desparate JM7 is to start along the road to the true meaning of being at one with her horse that is natrual horsemanship, i would like to ask people to donate to the JM7 natrual horsemanship xmas fund!! i am pretty sure BBS was going to send her the harmoney beads, and i will donate a wand, so who else will help this poor girl on her quest she so desparatley wants to pursue??!

***lilym legs it and locks herself in the cellar**

 

[tigers_eye]

I will donate a few loo rolls so she can wrap her horse up in them (cheaper than the bondage bandages).

 

[Snowberry]

ooh I am sure I can find a carrot stick for her!!!

 

[BBs]

OMG you are in so much trouble LMAO

Weezy can buy her bandages PMSL

 

[Blackhawk]

I know a parelli instructor

 

[AmyMay]

I don't mind sending some bailer twine to make up one of those halter things

 

[riotgirl]

I have a pink flashing fairy wand I will be willing to donate to the cause of NH (left over form a fancy dress party, I hasten to add

).

 

[sleepingdragon10]

ROFPMSLMFAO

*is so glad she isn't lilym*

 

[Super_Kat]

Put my name down to buy her one of those books on wand waving

kat
xx

 

[Snowberry]

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I know a parelli instructor


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Cool - you can wrap it up and post it to JM7, I'm sure she'd love one to show her where she's been going 'wrong' all these years!! *sniggers*

 

[siennamum]

Wand Wavers of the World(TTT) unite - just up the road from JM's place, maybe we could book her on a day course. I will buy the wand.........

 

[Blackhawk]

Which do you think she'd prefer?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ride-Within-Prin...TF8&s=books


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Horse-ma...2904450?ie=UTF8

 

[Blackhawk]

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Cool - you can wrap it up and post it to JM7, I'm sure she'd love one to show her where she's been going 'wrong' all these years!! *sniggers*

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ROFLMAO!

 

[Super_Kat]

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Which do you think she'd prefer?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ride-Within-Prin...TF8&s=books


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Horse-ma...2904450?ie=UTF8

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Tell you what, you get one, I'll get the other

That way JM doesn't miss out on any important bits

K
xx

 

[SSM]

I'll send her a tree to hug

 

[Weezy]

Bagsy buying the bandages

 

[spaniel]

lilym you have no idea what you have started....

I suggest that perhaps you should be the one to dress up in the bunny suit for a JM hug....then again I know what she does with roadkill so be prepared for a skewer up the bum....

 

[spaniel]

FPMSL JM.

 

[TGM]

Fab post

What about this:

https://shop.parellisecure.com/show_item...8e7b503893bfe78

I know its pricey but would be worth it just for the look on her face!

 

[tigers_eye]

Jeeezus.... why couldn't i come up with a business idea like that?

 

[SirenaXVI]

How about a little herbal pomander to hang in the stables - now lavender or rosemary or BOTH, only thing is can we be sure she will hit it with the special rowan stick everytime she passes

Oh and a special rope - I'll weave one out of knitting wool!

 

[SirenaXVI]

$99 dollars??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am definately in the wrong business

 

[SirenaXVI]

https://shop.parellisecure.com/show_item.php?itemid=93

You will definately need one of these to keep all your new Parelli parephenalia in!

 

[BBs]

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2 words spring to mind.......

The second one is OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Talk about ungrateful

Please dont hit me on Thurday! I promise to come bearing gifts! anything I happen to run over on my way lol

 

[kick_On]

oooooooo i could make a dream catcher thinging for barn - she said 'in her blue peter tone'

JM7 just a nice bit of leg pulling

but ace posting PMLS

 

[Alibear]

I shall make a Cd of soothing music for her to play to the irish bog pony

 

[jellybaby]

Damn you...I have spent all morning stringing together a beautiful pink silver and black equine bead necklace so that bog ponio can sport when riding and JM7 can sing to the tune created by the beads.
You have totally ruined he suprise now - I am FUMING!!!!

JB xx


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

 

[tigers_eye]

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anything I happen to run over on my way lol


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JM7 - I'm not sure what you usually do with roadkill but I knew someone who used to use a hedgehog pole - all yard was under instructions to collect roadkill hedgehogs and their skins were wrapped round a pole used for careless horses.... i'm sure that would fit in nicely with with bunny-hugging principles

 

[jellybaby]

Ooooh, I have heard of that - an acquaintance had one - v careful horses mind!!!

JB xx

 

[dieseldog]

She eats roadkill