jockeys wives ?

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a girl at my yard is going out with a jockey and he told her that he wouldn't be going out with her if she didn't ride because all jockeys marry women that ride is he joking ? do jockeys really only marry girls that ride horses ? and why ?
 
Jockeys don't have wives, they just sleep with a different girl every night and the spontaneously combust when they have either ridden 1000 winners or 1000 women.
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Nooo! I'm not a jockey Cortez, too fat, too scared and prefer dressing my ponies up and riding at a normal speed now!

Sorry if any offence was caused, was just joking : D
 
Parkerpops said:
Jockeys don't have wives, they just sleep with a different girl every night and the spontaneously combust when they have either ridden 1000 winners or 1000 women.
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I like this comment, I'm good friends with a jockey and seems pretty accurate for him.
 
haha in the main the 1000 winners or 1000 women comment is so true!

I work in the industry, and when a young jock rode three winners at Royal this year in one day, I was chatting to an elderly gentleman in the paddock about it, and this man who was outrageously posh, must have been in his 80s turned to me and said "and he'll ride a few more tonight." HAHA!

Jockey's aren't some foreign being, they marry normal people, though it's an incredibly stressful, dangerous job, where the chances of success and being the likes of the AP McCoys, Aidan Colemans and Ruby Walshs is very slim and the chances of career ending injuries at 23 are very high, so you probably need someone who understands the dedication.
 
Not all of them are that short... I've seen at least one that's normal height. Admittedly he's built like a stick, but then he's lucky that trait runs in his family
 
With the amount of bumps and breaks they get I'd think they'd be better off marrying a nurse! I almost tripped over a jockey on my way in to the race course at Leicester. He was young, small and quite cute and had amazing muscles in his arms. But who wants a man you'd be tripping over all the time :)
 
TrasaM said:
With the amount of bumps and breaks they get I'd think they'd be better off marrying a nurse! I almost tripped over a jockey on my way in to the race course at Leicester. He was young, small and quite cute and had amazing muscles in his arms. But who wants a man you'd be tripping over all the time :)
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This made me LOL! We need a like button!!

Weird thread though!
 
TrasaM said:
With the amount of bumps and breaks they get I'd think they'd be better off marrying a nurse! I almost tripped over a jockey on my way in to the race course at Leicester. He was young, small and quite cute and had amazing muscles in his arms. But who wants a man you'd be tripping over all the time :)
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I can't remember if it's Paddy Brennan or Choc Thornton, but one of them is with a nurse that he met while recovering from a injury he got during a race. So it does happen.

As for the height thing, I actually find I'm shorter than most jockey's anyway (especially the jump jockeys) so it wouldn't really bother me :D
 
TrasaM said:
With the amount of bumps and breaks they get I'd think they'd be better off marrying a nurse! I almost tripped over a jockey on my way in to the race course at Leicester. He was young, small and quite cute and had amazing muscles in his arms. But who wants a man you'd be tripping over all the time :)
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I fall over the dog often enough without falling over a man!
 
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