Joy of Joy - New Neighbours.... Can you guess?

[KJJ]

It was announced in the local paper that we shall be having a celebrity horsey neighbour in our village...

Great I thought... who could it be...

Can you guess??

(both Celeb and Horsey terms used lightly!!) LOL!!!

 

[horsegirl]

Camilla (formerly Parker-Bowles)

 

[Madam_max]

Jordan????

 

[KJJ]

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Camilla (formerly Parker-Bowles)

[/ QUOTE ]Nope.... younger.

 

[KJJ]

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Jordan????

[/ QUOTE ]Sadly YES

Gunna see that classy pink box she's got whizzing around the village!! LOL!!

 

[horsegirl]

Jordon?

Is she horsey?

 

[sally2008]

LMAO! I'd heard she was moving over the border......

Bye Jordan!

 

[KJJ]

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LMAO! I'd heard she was moving over the border......

Bye Jordan!

[/ QUOTE ]LMAO - ishe is moving into the place where me and H were contemplating moving the horses too!! PMSL!!

Could you imagine!!

 

[KJJ]

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Jordon?

Is she horsey?

[/ QUOTE ]Indeed yes.

 

[sally2008]

You move there and suggest she takes your place - she'd fit in well with some of the other liveries......

 

[KJJ]

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Jordan???

[/ QUOTE ]Yep indeed JM!!

 

[KJJ]

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You move there and suggest she takes your place - she'd fit in well with some of the other liveries......

[/ QUOTE ]PMSL!! EXACTLY what I said to H.. could you imagine the tack room convos then!! (as if they can get any worse!!)

 

[KJJ]

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good grief!!!

apparently she likes a drop of the falling down water...so IF you do see it...

GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]PMSL!!!! Nice JM - thanks for the warning... shall be giving THAT road a wide berth me thinks!!!!

 

[sally2008]

LMAO! I bet sports bras will come up in convo real quick!

 

[KJJ]

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LMAO! I bet sports bras will come up in convo real quick!

[/ QUOTE ]*sniggers* .... oh you have such a naive mind compared to the evils of mine!!!

 

[sally2008]

I was trying to behave for a change.

 

[KJJ]

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I was trying to behave for a change.

[/ QUOTE ]LOL!!

 

[Sooty]

Surely she won't be keeping her horses at livery? She keeps them at her own place at the moment. Maybe she doesn't have enough time to do them now, although I am sure she has a groom. I like Jordan, she is endlessly entertaining and a very canny businesswoman.

 

[henryhorn]

You might be agreeably surprised! Someone I know had her to their yard for the day to see if she could improve her dressage, he said she was really good fun and could be a half decent rider with training.
As he can be really evil about his pupils I reckon she's probably ok....

 

[siennamiller]

HH I met her ages ago and she was really nice. Very normal apart from the size of .. well ....you know

 

[wench]

If you watched her on "i'm a celebrity" (i never watch it, but happened to see some highlights one night), she was herself, and not the "Jordan" image she portrays. She seemed a really lovely person, and I would say shes certainly not stupid. I have seen pictures in the paper of her riding, and she certainly looks more than capable!

 

[loopeepee]

Ha ha!! thought it would be her. Look out for her chestnut mare (really, really pale chestnut). While I was working for a dealer in this area, she came to the yard and looked at her - with me jumping it. Peter just stayed in the car, boring fart. I then took her to my GCSE riding thing (the horse I mean!), and she was amazing, and I was going to buy her. I was going to pay the dealer for him, instead of another horse (which later nearly killed me!), but dealer said Jordan had made a better offer. Jordan nicked my horse!!!

 

[alfirules]

omg!! i never knew Jordan rode!!! and shes good too???!!! she's never striked me as a horsey person, jus shows what lttle i know.

 

[mariond]

How on earth can she manage to have a balanced seat with her top ??

 

[SpruceRI]

That's funny

In the last fortnight I've heard she's moving to another house local to where she lives now, and to Kent to be nearer her son Harvey's new school [for the blind]

 

[H's mum]

Couldn't agree more Sooty - I'd be dead chuffed to share a yard with Jordan! Can you imagine the fun you'd have?

Kate x

 

[Parkranger]

I think she'd be a laugh to ride out with! TBH she reminds me of the architypal (sp?) horsey girl - loud mouth, likes a drink and loves her horses to death! Much like a few of us on here me thinks! x

 

[miss_bird]

Wow, i would say you will have a good laugh with her. I read her book and she seems really down to earth and loves her horse, in the pictures she looks like a capable rider, let us know how many pub rides you end up on. ha ha

 

[PeterNatt]

You will find she is pleasant, entertaining, a good rider and knowledgeable about horses.