Just been accused of being a Pervert!!

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Well the lunacy at the Yard from hell continues
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Went down to the yard last night to see me boy......he has at the moment an itchy tail and his speciality is sitting on the manger rubbing his tail on the wall (I give the plastic manger 2 days tops before it falls off the wall).

Anyhow on Monday he had his bum to the door so I was gently scratching his tail and then stroking his bum and hindquarters and he relaxed totally head down and relaxed down his willy) sighed and sent to sleep.

Last night he turned his tail to the door and I ws giving him a gentle scratch when the YO's boyfriend (total knob who knows nothing about horses) came running over to tell my OH that what I was doing was not normal, it made Vardi randy and then he got agitated and ran around.....Ummm interesting I put him out after his Monday bum scratch and he plodded into the field and ate.....told OH to stop me doing it as both he and the YO found it offensive that I was making my horse sexy

WTF oh well at least I will be leaving on a high....she is going to move him so she can have sex with her horse....I promise not to post the vids!
 
LOL! Are these people for real???!!!!

Sometimes I really think you need to remind people not to judge others by their own (weird!) standards!!!
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OMG wonder what they would think of our gelding!!!!

He doesn't just get it out....well...nuff said!!!! ( He's very riggy!!)
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Oh MY GOD thank goodness they havnt seen me tickling Drifters sheath to make him drop his willy so I can pick bits off it.

And while we are on the subject you know when you bend down to pick their front feet out and a gap appears on your back between your jod waistband and your tshirt and your horse nuzzles your back and blows on it...... mmmmmmh!!
 
Ha hahaha thats funny man!! My horse always has it out when he gets fed (should aslo mention its always rock hard as well) lol !!
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The girl guides who were having their summer camp at our yard/farm found it greatly amusing
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Well, both of my mares simply adore their udders being scratched. They will both stand with one hind leg cocked up in the air while you scratch the udder and inside the hind legs, and at the same time they bend their necks around to "mutually" groom your bum.

There's a footpath running through our fields, so I really don't know what any walkers who saw this might be thinking!

I've got a photo of this somewhere, but not with me here in the office so I can't post it - but believe me, it does look perverse!
 
Poor lad is clearly very deranged and over sexed himself to even think that!- Fool!
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Everyone knows that horses get it out when relaxed and chilled! I dont know....
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YOUR ALL PERVERTS!!!
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wonder what they would think of my inseason mare who flashes her lady bits to everyone!! lol

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Make her wear underpants of course Duh!

OH and I keep bursting into fits of giggles about this.....good old Dutch.....Red light District, legal drugs, horse dropping its willy.....how disgusting must be Animal Porn.

Sadly I am banned from touching his backside on the yard so I will have to keep my vile perversion to my self until I move him....off to Amstedam on Saturday to buy him a Gimp Mask
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YOUR ALL PERVERTS!!!
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wonder what they would think of my inseason mare who flashes her lady bits to everyone!! lol

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Make her wear underpants of course Duh!

OH and I keep bursting into fits of giggles about this.....good old Dutch.....Red light District, legal drugs, horse dropping its willy.....how disgusting must be Animal Porn.

Sadly I am banned from touching his backside on the yard so I will have to keep my vile perversion to my self until I move him....off to Amstedam on Saturday to buy him a Gimp Mask
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HAHA pony in a gimp mask!!! haha

this is a pony gimp mask is it not?

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My mare loves having her udder tickled and scratched, likewise her belly button and up the top of the inside of her back legs. She likes it best if I reach between her back legs to tickle the back of her udder. Given the expression her face wears, I'm sure anyone watching would ring the police!
 
Can females be perverts? I thought it was strictly a men only activity - all long macs and undergrowth
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I reckon they are jealous of the attention you are giving your horse or maybe it's that old 'size thing' again
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Never understood it myself *shakes head and wanders off to nunnery*
 
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