Just call me Velcro Bum!!!

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Had a fab lesson with Solitaire07 from this forum today..... and everything was going really well once Odie had decided that maybe he should listen to my left leg!!!

Anyhow, we were doing some nice work in trot on a 20 metre circle with reins like washing lines and had done about three circles when a man with his dog appeared from behind the barn at the top end of the arena! well Odie spooked to the left and my body weight decided to go to the right.... and for a few seconds I was balanced (well hanging really) to the right and I knew if I fell, due to the position I was in, I was gonna get dragged!!! Odie continued bouncing left, I continued bouncing right!!! And somehow by some small miracle, I managed to stay on!!!

gentleman with dog shouted whilst all this was going on saying Hang on I'll be out your way in a minute - Was he having a laugh? What else could I do but hang on??? And the way things were going, a minute was far too long in the scheme of things!!!

Solitaire I think, was mortified and did say after we had gained her composure Andrew Nicolson wouldn't have sat that, well done, and mentioined something about glue or sticky bum!!! She also did mention that she was trying to think of how she was going to untangle me, had I have actually parted company completely!!

At least I stayed on as I have a feeling 17.2 is a rather long way to fall, albeit it would have been a softish landing on the rubber surface!!

So I have now earnt the title of Velcro Bum again (had an incident a few years ago where I earnt this name)

Did see nice gentleman later in day as he was with the shooting party on our yard and he did apologise, for which there really was no need.... he also added that he would have picked me up if I had fallen off! Would that be after I'd been dragged round the arena at the speed of light with possibly every bone in my body trampled???

So the lesson was fab, and very funny! Why is there never anyone around to take piccies aor videos at times like these! I suspect Solitaire07 may well come with a video camera next time!

And I am sure she will only too happily recount th whole experience!
 
Im rather lucky in having high levels of stickability also. I think it came from riding some rather crazy horses over the years but damn im greatful for it these days.

When mine spooks, he tends to do so at 90 miles per hour and ive been sooo close on a few occasions
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Well done for staying on and lol @ the man telling you to hang on for a minute
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ROFL..... Think that subject is the talk of the yard at the moment - along with the talk of the local shoot! it is definately a performance I have no wish to repeat for a very long time!! I'm suprised I'm not crippled this evening!!!
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may I also take this opportunity to thank Sue carson saddles for supplying me with the deepest seated dressage saddle ever, although by the time horse had turned left, my backside was nowhere near the saddle, so I'll put it down to the fab stirrup leathers they sold us!!!
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ummmmmm yes thats the one!!! Dont worry, they wont be shooting the day you come up!!! so no little men with dogs will appear from behind barns!!!! First time he's ever done anything llke it.....
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Odie is a lovely boy! We had been telling him all lesson there were no trolls lurking when right at the end when he was unwinding after his hard work and was on a very long rein a man with a gun appeared plus dog!
He appeared to just pop up out of nowhere as he was walking along the bank that borders the outdoor school.
He jumped and spun and was desperate to have some contact hence the spinning he just didn't know what to do with himself!!
By now I was frozen with horror as there was a lot of daylight between rider and saddle BUT I have never seen such a fantastic recovery! Well Done indeed! Alison
 
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