Just Had To Share This.......

[Anastasia]

Sorry for posting another "non-horsey" topic but thought this was hysterical....

My sister (who is also in to horses) has a motorbike and is part of a bike club etc. She is due to go away on a bike run next week (ha ha ha...she would KILL me if she knew I was posting this........

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ANYWAY she is busy trying to lose a few pounds by doing heaps of exercise and cutting back on the food..............this is to make sure she fits into her bike leathers for next week.......

The upshot is that she cannot get into them properly..............but the way she explained it was like this.........

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Nothing seems to be working. Worked up a fair old sweat trying to get the suit on, kind of like trying to get a sack of tatties into a condom!!!!


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Sorry........but i just thought this was sooooooooo funny..............

 

[sallyf]

 

[Fahrenheit]

ROTFL**I can't breath**PMSL**gasp my sides ache**LMAO!

I think your sister sounds like a chip of the old block to me Anastasia..................... LOL

 

[Anastasia]

What can I say................it runs in the family......................ROFL..................you havent met my parents.......................LOL

 

[Fahrenheit]

I imagine your parents are probably alot like mine...................... no one is quite sure how to take my dad when they first meet him because he appears grumpy but its a persona with a very dry sense of humour behind it lol

 

[Anastasia]

Ha ha ha ha ha.......................my dad is adorable..........but as deaf as a post........hubby can always tell when I get him on the phone.....ha ha ha.....bless him..........

Hubby hates when me, my sister and Dad laugh at the same time, as apparently we all have the same laugh which is quite infectious.....ha ha ha ha

My mum is as mad as me and my sister.............my poor nephew holds his head in his hands in despair when he goes shopping with us.........ha ha ha ha ha.........lets just say the laughter never stops........

 

[Fahrenheit]

My dad is as deaf as post too.......................but its quite selective

 

[Anastasia]

Ha ha ha ha ha........wish my dads hearing was selective.................ha ha ha ha

My dad laughs at me.........the only update he gets on my life is by reading our website..........ROFL

BTW I just asked my sister if she wanted any KY Jelly to go with the condom she said:

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gonna need a whole lot of that stuff to get into the suit, that and some kind of miracle weight loss system.

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PMSL.....

 

[Fahrenheit]

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BTW I just asked my sister if she wanted any KY Jelly to go with the condom she said:

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gonna need a whole lot of that stuff to get into the suit, that and some kind of miracle weight loss system.

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PMSL.....

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PMSL.................ROTFL.................LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anastasia your sooooooooooooo naughty! LOL, what would you sister say if she knew you were sharing this conversation with the whole of hho! **giggles**

Reminds me, we went to Tescos to get KY for inseminating mares and they only had 2 tubes on the shelf so I sent my mum to ask at customers services.....

she said............I would like some KY but you only have two on the shelf!

shop assistant..............why how many do you want??

my mum..........well how many you got??

shop assistant toddles off...............comes back.......

shop assistant...................we have 14 tubes in stock!

my mum.................i'll take all of them thanks!

shop assistant......looks bemused

my mum is a 68 yo little old lady, god knows what was going through the shop assistants mind...........................LOL

 

[S_N]

RAOFLMAO!!!!!

 

[springfallstud]

PMSL @ you all

 

[Anastasia]

RAOFLMAO!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Well I will also give you a good one................

We also required the "KY" for inseminating.......so me and hubby toddled off to Asda...............

Down the isle we go and try and see where it is. Cant find it anywhere in amongst the "other stuff".............ROFL...........

So I send my hubby over to a shop assistant to ask where the KY was........she went a raked about and could not find any...came back and said they dont seem to stock it. Hubby thanks her and comes back to me.

Now.......my hubby come from farming background and being a little bit naive......has NO IDEA what KY jelly can be used for until I told him.............RAOFLMAO...........oh yes..........can you imagine his face...............all I got the rest of the way round Asda was......."OMG how am i supposed to face anyone again in here"...............RAOFLMAO!!!!!

Needless to say I had to go into Boots to get the next tube................

 

[springfallstud]

LMFAO shame you didnt have a camera on you LOL

 

[S_N]

Sorry I can better that! When I was 19, I worked at a Sportshorse Stud, near Marlborough, Wilts (since closed). We ran out of vet lube and the vets didn't have any either!! So I was sent by my boss (he could easily have gone, or his male partner could have) into the Boots in Marlborough to get..................









































TWENTY FIVE tubes of KY Jelly!!! It is honestly the most embaressing thing I hav EVER had to do!!!!

 

[Anastasia]

ROFL..................ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha................PMSL...................

Can you imagine......there must be shop assistants up and down the country who are thinking that there are a lot of very weird people into KY jelly in a big way..........ha ha ha ha

Do you suppose that the supermarket giants wonder what on earth goes on in the UK between the months of March and July when they have an influx of "KY" Jelly sales in BIG quantities.............LOL

They must think that there is some huge fetish event on..............ha ha ha

 

[brackenhappy]

PMSL and spat coffee all over my laptop!!! might make it work a tad faster though!!!

 

[Anastasia]

ROFL..............................ha ha ha ha.............................I just have this image of some poor bugger doing the monthly stats for the big supermarkets and then going down the list........

PRODUCT: KY Jelly, amount sold for March 500 tubes, amount sold for April 600....

An the person looking at the figures and going......................."What on earth!!??"

 

[Fahrenheit]

**giggles** I love the look on their faces when they are sending your goods down the check out then they get to a dozen tubes of KY..............the look on their faces is always a classic!

 

[FRESHMAN]

Going off topic of KY Gel We get through enormous amounts of preparation H or any good haemoroid (sp) cream. it works wonders on horses mouths, so when mouthing youngsters & breaking I took myself off to the 'village' chemist. I did this for 3 weeks running as I was stocking up 2 horseboxes, yard first aid kit etc. It never occurred to me that the same assistant served me every time! Yep you got it the Pharmacist actually came out, & in front of a packed out shop told me that I must go & see a GP as it was obvious I was having a terrible problem with PILES. I just know he didnt believe my plea that the cream was for my horses.
WHY, do the horses also suffer from piles? was his reply & refused to sell me anymore. LOL

 

[Anastasia]

WHAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..............................so I take it that you definately dont have a problem then............ROFL..........

 

[FRESHMAN]

Well, not quite that severe. Hmph

 

[Anastasia]

He he he he he............

.........could not resist.........blame HG........she is really bringing the cheekiness out in me just now..........

 

[Fahrenheit]

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........blame HG........

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I just had a funny feeling of Deja Vu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!