Just when the horse gets used to the England Car Flags.....we now get....

Patches

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..these! :eek: :rolleyes:

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They streak like this from the car window.

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Oh dear lord and I hate to think what racket they make!

Attys stable is going to look like he's a major footie fan by the time I kit it out to desensitize him!
 
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Ye gods, it DOES look like a condom...which reminds me....a joke.

UK scientists have been doing a scientific survey of the size of men's willies. They have found there are 2 distinct groups. There are men with an average 6 inches or over, and those with 2 inches or less. The scientists need more data for their survey, so they've asked men with 2 inches or less to attach a small white flag with a red cross on it to their vehicle, so they can be identified...
 
.... Its even worse than that! I met a chinese lantern thing (looked like a mini hot air balloon!:eek:) with the England flag on it whilst out riding last night. My horse stopped and snorted at it and as it was a windy night the wind kept catching it and inflating and moving it!! There was no way we were going to get passed that without incidence!! Thankfully some nice walkers came along and picked it up! :)
 
ye gods, it does look like a condom...which reminds me....a joke.

Uk scientists have been doing a scientific survey of the size of men's willies. They have found there are 2 distinct groups. There are men with an average 6 inches or over, and those with 2 inches or less. The scientists need more data for their survey, so they've asked men with 2 inches or less to attach a small white flag with a red cross on it to their vehicle, so they can be identified...


lol! :d:d:d:d
 
The top one looks like its an adaption of a condom! lol (:0)

I would not recommend using these as such though for the following reasons;

1) Logistically it wouldn't work- think of the size a man would have to be for it to fit!!

2) It wouldn't be effective- there's a great big hole in the end ;)
 
Yes it looks like a condom, so pricks can attach them to their cars, allready seen one and had it pass me when riding, didn't cause any problems and dont think I heard any noise.
 
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