Just witnessed something disgusting

[Jake10]

I was laid down having a nice cuddle with Jake which doesn't happen very often when he turned around and started licking/nibbling his sheath Bearing in mind he is half on me! Next thing I know his willy is out and Izzy the little tart is licking it I feel very dirty sort of like I witnessed something I wasn't meant to. He now looks very pleased with himself

 

[CorvusCorax]

My dog has no sheath (Don't. Ask.), you can imagine all the hilarious willy-related tales I have

 

[blackcob]

My dog has no sheath

My mind reflexively went "but how does he smell?" - wrong body part, terrible joke, ought to be ashamed of myself.

Having once witnessed a JRT have a wet dream (yep, he ejaculated in his sleep, in a most spectacular arc...) sheath-licking is not an activity I would encourage.

 

[Ranyhyn]

Ew, ew and triple EW!

 

[MollyMoomin]

Having once witnessed a JRT have a wet dream (yep, he ejaculated in his sleep, in a most spectacular arc...) sheath-licking is not an activity I would encourage.

In a completely non-weird way that is something I'd like to see, just to laugh at! :childish:

 

[Cedars]

LOL this has just made me laugh so much I've woken up the pup!

Ergh, JRT wet dream......

 

[Cliqmo]

Cliqmo smooshes spoon around yoghurt pot and decides this thread has put her right off her lunch

 

[EAST KENT]

Now I sold a mini bull terrier boy puppy to a very nice lady with a B@B near Fishguard.As he grew up he discovered a new hobby,waiting until all the guests were sitting comfortably for breakfast ,he would sit with his back in the corner bit of the room.Then he would lean backagainst the wall and use his front foot to ""****" himself up to ejaculation. Apparently after a while the carpet in that corner smelt somewhat. As a cure he was neutered..but the habit was learnt,although now there was no "end product" Must admit I found it extremely funny..his owner is rather without humour though.

 

[Jake10]

Having once witnessed a JRT have a wet dream (yep, he ejaculated in his sleep, in a most spectacular arc...) sheath-licking is not an activity I would encourage.

wonder what/who he was dreaming about