MAGIC FAIRY DUST FOR SALE

[vicijp]

The beginning -
Checked horses in field this morning, 1yo filly with big gash on the side of her face.
Now this filly is relatively unhandled, she came back from stud at 3 months as wild as a bog brush, however she will follow another horse into a stable quite happily. Takes a bit of time to get a headcollar on her, but once you have her she is as good as gold.
Now she didnt quite like being said gash being poked/prodded my me and the vet. We toyed with the idea of a twitch, but knew the head batting and front feet talking was too much for that.
Instead I went down to the bottom of the garden to visit the fairies, the ones that live under my money tree. They gave me some magic dust to sprinkle over her. Youll never guess - she never moved a muscle from then on!
The vet was so impressed hes off to test it and see if we can reproduce it.
Anyone intersted in some?????

 

[dieseldog]

Is it organic?

 

[squid35]

how much are you thinking of charging??

p.s like the nags!

 

[riotgirl]

Do you have a special 'bling' variety?

 

[kick_On]

and then you awoke from your dream .................. with filly looking at you say ' Humans aren't ment to be on the flat out on the floor, asleep' with tweetie birds fly around you head!!!

Well if you can bottle it, you'll make millions

 

[_jetset_]

Hmmm... I think with the right marketing you could go a long way (but just to be sure I had better test it on the big orange one first?)

 

[gequine]

LMAO I do wish you'd lend me some!!

 

[SillyMare]

Is it OK to use for BE events?

Might be just the job to sort out our dressage.

 

[SSM]

Will it work on clipperphobs? If so I'll take a bottle

 

[threeponies]

I'm more interested in a cutting from your money tree , to be honest.

 

[Santa_Claus]

If FEI legal can i buy a lorry load

 

[Hornby]

.....oh, tell us the secret please...?

 

[Weezy]

Vic - no advertising on the forum

 

[vicijp]

Just heard from the vet, completely legal seeing as it is just regular sand dyed pretty colours!
For the bling lovers I plan to add dandelion and rose petals. The 'gold' version will contain the sparkly candy balls you get on cakes.
I suppose I can knock up a DVD or 2 out of the clips I have on my phone. Would dirty l;ittle Irish boys be ok?

 

[lordflynn]

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The 'gold' version will contain the sparkly candy balls you get on cakes.


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put me down for a kilo!

book out in time for crimbo?

 

[SirenaXVI]

I would like 3kg of the gold stuff - so pleased it's FEI approved

Is it possible to have some with diamantes please

 

[teapot]

Do we get regular magazines too? and are they games you can play with it?

 

[SirenaXVI]

Ooooooh yes - and special wandy type things to stir it with

 

[MissDeMeena]

Umm sod the Fairy Dust.. Could you please also put me down for a cutting from your money tree???

 

[clipertyplop]

i reacon while you were visiting the fairys they gave you a cup of magic mushroom tea.... and your still hallucinating

 

[riotgirl]

Oooh, don't forget thje playing cards and the handy presentation pack to hold it all.