Met a lovely multi-tasking laydee today.....

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Went out for a hack earlier and have to cross a road to get from one Bridleway to another. It's bit of a dodgy corner on a hill as people tend to welly it up the hill and forget to slow down for the corner.

I crossed over and the onto the verge just in time for multi-tasking laydee to appear round said corner A) Over the white line B) Head back laughing C) going to fast for the bend, hence being over white line and D) On her mobile.
I said 'get off your frigging phone' just as a passing comment but it appears she is also a Lip reader :D as all hell let loose ! I heard a screech of brakes and turned around to see a mad banshee with a rotating head spitting pure rage and fury. "Effing come here and say that you effing stuck up slag" (She was obviously very good at emergency stops too :))

At that point the bin men came the other way and stopped beside her, not quite sure why but probably to see what the fuss was about.

She then shouted "effing snob" again to which I shouted back in my bestist poshest voice "Chavtastic Darhling"

I wanted to go over and say "On the way to pick your kids up from school ? Do you know who the fathers are ?" but was already half way down the bridlepath chucking to myself.

I don't know if I'm more put out about being called a snob or a slag :D
 
At least you're a snobby slag, there's always that! :p


Last time I got into a row with a man who stopped and got out to row with me after I shouted and waved my arm at him after he almost hit us...I simply charged hairy at him in trot. Apparently, it would seem that slightly alters peoples decisions! He certainly got back in his car pronto.
 
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OMG

wonder if she could possibly have been the same Laydee who called me at work earlier to complain with no grounds what so ever. Shrieked at the top of her voice like a banshee.

We agreed to disagree.

She then phoned me back 10 mins later and screamed at me that actually the customer was always right and she was the customer so therefore she was the winner :rolleyes:

I wasn't aware we were in a competition otherwise I'd have tried a lot harder :D
 
HBM1 said:
she sounds a delight, sad thing is she probably drives her children around in the same way
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Exactly. It was that time of day so pretty sure that's where she was off to.

Using a mobile whilst driving is one of my bugbears and I think of it along the same lines as Drink driving.

If she wants to wrap herself round a road sign then fair enough but don't take innocent people with her.

I'd love to know who she was on the phone to and if they heard it all :)

Ah thanks ChristmasSparkles - didn't think of it like that :)
 
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