Monday Funny

MisterMole

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A poacher, fisherman and terrierman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside.

Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went. He was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The poacher inside said: "Meow!"

"Just cats," thought Giles.

He then prodded the second sack. The fisherman, hearing how the poacher had evaded capture, said: ''Woof!''.

"Just dogs," he thought.

As Giles walked towards the last sack, the terrierman worked out what he was going to say. As soon as the farmer prodded his sack he said: "Potatoes!''
 
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