Most embarassing thing your dog has done?

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My sister visted today and has just told me the most awful story about her dog. It ran off in the park and legged it into a community hall, sister in hot pursuit with 2 kids and a baby and there were loads of people in the hall and shes scrabbling around on her hands and knees trying to catch the dog when she realises the dog has gate crashed a wake... oops
 
humped the vicars leg.....
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pooped in our friends car....
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and loads more that i cat think of right now
 
JR peed in friends handbag.ALSO JR peed on a strangers white linen skirt and to make matters worse their daughter tried to wipe said skirt with a dark blue towel
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Got ahead of the Cottesmore hunt and bagged the fox bringing it neatly back to drop it at my feet infront of the Masters.
Sat on a beautifully groomed Springer and left a massive poo stripe on it. (wiped his bottom)
Done at least a 3 minute bottie burp really audibly infront of the tasty vet then belched in his face.
Cocked his leg on a Jack Russell and weed on it.
Best one...chased a Harrier jump jet on take off as he had gone to find 'Daddy' and somebody had left the gates open!!!!
Not to be recommended.
Still I wouldn't swap him for the world!
 
My lurcher Charlie cocked his leg against the open picnic hamper of a family sitting in the park and another time he ran onto the pitch during a game of football and caught and popped the football!
 
We had some posh visitors and to my horror saw one of my dogs running round with a used santiary towl in her mouth. It was so obvious what it was. (explanation, we have a spetic tank and have to put them in the dustbin, dog had got in bin)

Chewed a visitors shoe.
 
I feel bad because I think I embarrass my dog rather than the other way round. We'll be out in public and I'll trip over him or something....

Theres time yet for him to show me up
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Emma
 
Was at a show once talking to a well-known competitor who was sat in the back of her car eating a burger.The shepherd I had at the time went from standing perfectly quietly by my side to executing a sudden & completely unexpected almost perfect capriole from a standing start, removing the entire burger as he flew past her earhole!
I was horrified, it was totally out of character for him & poor person just sat there for several seconds blinking at the empty space where her burger had been only moments previously!
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Tbh, having spent over 35 years working with dogs, I could probably write a book of 'War & Peace' proportions on all the horribly embarrassing things they have all inflicted on me over the years! LOL
 
Humped my BF's leg the first time he came over. I was mortified.

She'd only ever done that once before...and she doesn't half pick her moments. She was promptly kicked out of the house for a few houes!
 
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We had some posh visitors and to my horror saw one of my dogs running round with a used santiary towl in her mouth. It was so obvious what it was. (explanation, we have a spetic tank and have to put them in the dustbin, dog had got in bin)

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Yep, that one would definitely be a 10 on the 'cringe-ometer'! LOL
 
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Was at a show once talking to a well-known competitor who was sat in the back of her car eating a burger.The shepherd I had at the time went from standing perfectly quietly by my side to executing a sudden & completely unexpected almost perfect capriole from a standing start, removing the entire burger as he flew past her earhole!
I was horrified, it was totally out of character for him & poor person just sat there for several seconds blinking at the empty space where her burger had been only moments previously!
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Oh dear JAK!! It's taken me 10 minutes to stop shaking with laughter long enough to type these few words!!
 
One of our dobes, when he was puppy had some tummy trouble so got taken to the vet and put on the examination table.... whereupon he did an enormous wet poo which splattered about 8ft backwards all over vet's fridge. Parents got vast bill for about 5 mins work!

quite tame really!
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Oh, I can do even better than that, trust me......as in:

1. Obedience show, doing test 'A'. Dog does perfect 'scent' & retrieves cloth, sits perfectly in front. Steward gives command to 'take the cloth', put my hand down to do so & hear gulping sound - dog has swallowed scent cloth!
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Steward repeats command....twice!.....while I blink & stammer like a mumbling halfwit! Eventually comes over to investigate problem - result is both judge & steward wetting themselves with laughter!
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2. Same dog, another obedience show, also doing test 'A'. get to 'A' recall, which is where you call dog up into heelwork position & continue walking.
Dog hurtles towards me at mach 3, bites me up the ar$e as she passes & keeps going!
On her 3rd circuit of ring, steward says rather crossly "Can you get your dog back please?", to which I rather rudely reply "No, but if you think you can, feel free to try.......& when you've caught it, you can keep the bl**dy thing!"
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3. Same bl**dy dog!
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At an agility show in Oxfordshire, decides she is going in the river & hurtles suddenly off in direction of water, down slippery jetty, where due to lack of footing, I am forced to finally let go, or go swimming myself!
Dog then spends a happy 15 minutes swimming joyfully up & down the Thames, trailing her lead behind her, being gawped at incredulously by onlookers on bank, people rowing past etc. (hot summer's day!) until she eventually decides she's had enough!
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And so on & so on, pretty much ad infinitum for the entire 11 years I had her! She was a total c*w, the most talented dog I ever had but also the most frustrating & OH hated her with a passion!
If milor is reading this.......yes, of course it was a bl**dy Tervueren!
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I was just getting started! LOL

All the obedience judges on the local circuit knew her by name & I had to frequently request they not encourage her by laughing at her antics until she had finished the entire test!
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'New' judges would often say "Ah, when she calms down a bit, she is going to be quite outstanding......how old is she?" to which I would reply (as the years progressed!) "She's 2 / 4/ 7 / 10......!" - the older she got, the more their faces fell, as she behaved exactly the same until the day she died really!

Dearest Maggie - RIP - you entertained a lot of people, on a very regular basis & will (could!) never be forgotten!
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I used to take my jack russel to comps with me, and while i was tacking up my dog has escaped from the horsebox, ran over to the arena and chased the competitor around for the whole dressage test, the steward came over with my dog in hand and said is this your dog, god did i want to say no..... never been back there since, dog stays at home now!
 
Popped kiddies' footballs in the park on more than one occasion ... always go with compensation cash in me pocket nowadays.

Ditto for picnics in the park ... tasty cheese is particularly irrestible.

"Sings" whenever my youngest, who is a good musician, gets out her trumpet.
 
Basil:
Regularly peed on a pristine Bichon Frise.
Pinched homemade sweets at OH's aunt's


Jethro:
Watching a gundog scurry he decided he wanted a go and dragged me from a sitting position on my belly half way across the arena.
Having a go at a gundog scurry he took the dummy back to the person who threw it.
On holiday OH asked the farmer if there was somewhere we could let the dogs have a run safely. Jethro came back with a domestic duck in his mouth - the farmer had forgotten his wife's laying ducks.
Stole a bottle of disgusting homemade wine that we hadn't got round to tipping down the sink & had to sleep it off.
OH took him shooting & by the time they had anything to retrieve he had curled up & gone to sleep.
Walking by the river one morning he pinched some food from a fast asleep angler - it was bait attached to his line - he came bounding back to me dragging the rod as he had swallowed the hook. Luckily the vet got the hook out ok.
 
I think our old Springer Spaniel, Tilly, was the one that embarassed and horrified us the most. OH used to take her out shoeing with him and she would entertain herself around the yard whilst he shod the horses.

One day he was shoeing a horse, with the horse-owners children watching intently, when Tilly suddenly came running up to him, tail wagging with pride, and deposited a dead guinea pig at his feet
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. "That's our guinea pig" the children wailed.

There wasn't a mark on it, it must have just had a heart attack when she picked it up. OH was mortified but the owners were surprisingly good about it and OH went and bought the children a new guinea pig to try and compensate.
 
Our now ancient family Jack Russell once, while we were on holiday in West Wales, ran amid a group of 40+ people playing touch rugby on the beach.

He ran in... grabbed the ball... burst it.... and ran back to us
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VERY embarrassing!
 
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I think our old Springer Spaniel, Tilly, was the one that embarassed and horrified us the most. OH used to take her out shoeing with him and she would entertain herself around the yard whilst he shod the horses.

One day he was shoeing a horse, with the horse-owners children watching intently, when Tilly suddenly came running up to him, tail wagging with pride, and deposited a dead guinea pig at his feet
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. "That's our guinea pig" the children wailed.

There wasn't a mark on it, it must have just had a heart attack when she picked it up. OH was mortified but the owners were surprisingly good about it and OH went and bought the children a new guinea pig to try and compensate.

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OMG I actually have tears streaming down my cheeks with laughter... I'm sorry, I know it's not funny but?!!! I've had Guineas all my life and I love them but they give up SO easily... poor things aren't fighters.

Shouldn't laugh, must be your description... *mops eyes*
 
OMG, you all have horror stories!! esepecialy the Guinea Pig one.

We did have a very greedy GSD who managed to eat my sisters Birthday Cake, all our Easter Eggs and picked the chocolate money off the xmas tree.

Although nothing was a bad as the christmas day the cat came back with someones just cooked turkey....
 
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