MochaDun
Well-Known Member
Thinking about asking if this could become an Olympic sport in 2012 as I did so well at it this afternoon. Any other participants? Course is usually put down by some plonker who can't be bothered to fork up their muck onto the muck heap. In this case it was deposited covering what I later discovered to be 2 planks of wood which were placed heading up to the muck heap for wheelbarrow users to make it easier. Not knowing that lurking underneath what I took to be a ramp of poo which is normally fine to walk on was the slippiest wet wood slide in the world on my way down the muck heap I went almost horizontal, feet shot out in front of me luge style and then splosh into the watery pool of slurry at the base...
I then had to go and do my shopping
but thankfully it was only a tile shop so only had to put up with 3 men sniffing the air and looking oddly at me..
