BigYellowHorse
Well-Known Member
That I am weird...
I must be as everyone I seem to meet are weird therefore surely I am, not everyone can be weird??
1. Person sticks head out of window hisses as they drive past you - normal apparently.
2. Friend takes horse agrees to pay instalments (we're talking nominal sums here.. £10-£15 a month) doesn't pay for 8 months (still manages to pay for fags and several too many chocolate bars and pot noodles - very mean and below the belt, but its true!) I take horse back but then Im in the wrong as she's had to feed it all winter and look after and if I didnt pick it up I was to be charged livery.. I thought you were supposed to do that when buying a horse??
3. Someone comes to ride your horse as you are looking for a sharer, horse makes a slight spook a small clump of nettles, rider falls off.. returns a couple of days later to see horse ridden by someone else, horse is 110% behaved. Following evening brandishes you as a liar and the horse dangerous all over facebook.
4. The above, one comment on the ol'fb page .. 'never met her but think she's strange' A real concrete opinion of my personality.
5. Horse on loan - insurance to be covered by loaner after trial period can you carry on the insurance for me I've had a lot of out goings this month.. Nooo, you've already had 4 months more than was stated in the agreement. Thank god you didnt actually buy a horse then you would be in deep doos and actually have to pay for it yourself.
6. Making your way across the field to move vehicle blocking builder's way, clearly visible, builder sits honking horn..
Just some of the most recent things, there are volumes and volumes of incidents.
I think I either have a really bad judge of character or I am just unfortunate and attract all the strange people..
Ive written this post out 100's of times and deleted it as its not particularly what people want to read but PLEASE if anyone feels the same way say, its terribly lonely in this old weirdo ship - I have wine and chocolate and cakes and non-alcoholic beverages and frothy bevies.
I must be as everyone I seem to meet are weird therefore surely I am, not everyone can be weird??
1. Person sticks head out of window hisses as they drive past you - normal apparently.
2. Friend takes horse agrees to pay instalments (we're talking nominal sums here.. £10-£15 a month) doesn't pay for 8 months (still manages to pay for fags and several too many chocolate bars and pot noodles - very mean and below the belt, but its true!) I take horse back but then Im in the wrong as she's had to feed it all winter and look after and if I didnt pick it up I was to be charged livery.. I thought you were supposed to do that when buying a horse??
3. Someone comes to ride your horse as you are looking for a sharer, horse makes a slight spook a small clump of nettles, rider falls off.. returns a couple of days later to see horse ridden by someone else, horse is 110% behaved. Following evening brandishes you as a liar and the horse dangerous all over facebook.
4. The above, one comment on the ol'fb page .. 'never met her but think she's strange' A real concrete opinion of my personality.
5. Horse on loan - insurance to be covered by loaner after trial period can you carry on the insurance for me I've had a lot of out goings this month.. Nooo, you've already had 4 months more than was stated in the agreement. Thank god you didnt actually buy a horse then you would be in deep doos and actually have to pay for it yourself.
6. Making your way across the field to move vehicle blocking builder's way, clearly visible, builder sits honking horn..
Just some of the most recent things, there are volumes and volumes of incidents.
I think I either have a really bad judge of character or I am just unfortunate and attract all the strange people..
Ive written this post out 100's of times and deleted it as its not particularly what people want to read but PLEASE if anyone feels the same way say, its terribly lonely in this old weirdo ship - I have wine and chocolate and cakes and non-alcoholic beverages and frothy bevies.
But I will still rescue you in a clumsy, likely to drown myself baywatch fashion 
