My Boxers bizzare injury today!

[Thistle]

I have 3 dogs, Spike 8.5 yesr old boxer dog, castrated. Lily 1 year old spayed rescue staffie and Hera 4 year old black lab in season.

This morning Hera came into the kitchen very waggy and happy but kept indicating to us to go in the garden.

Went outside Spike standing there looking quite pleased with himself but with blood pouring from his penis.

Grabbed a towel, told daughter to get dressed and shot off to vets in nearest town, 9 miles away.

Seems Spike had sh*gged Hera and somehow nicked the end of his penis which was having a minor pumped arterial bleed!

Got shown straight through to the small back room of our very friendly vets. Daughter dispatched to Tesco next door to buy a bag of ice.

Spent next 3/4 hour sat on floor trying to stem the bleeding, vets floor, my kitchen floor and patio all looked as though a massacre had taken place.

Eventually brought him home again and attempt to keep him quiet and away from the bitch. He has bled twice more this afternoon, going to have to throw out rug in family room and doormat in utility.

Luckily he is a very laid back easy dog to deal with, and he feels pleased with himself anyway.

Bloody dogs, why do we have them - we are trying to sell our house and keep it tidy - no chance when there are dogs around.

 

[mattilda]

Hehehe. Typical man to be so proud when he is bleeding to death. They all have one track minds don't they?! Hope his seepage is finally under control!!

 

[CorvusCorax]

As the owner of a dog with a wonky willy, I sympathise!

Heard of a horrible injury suffered to a bitch after an intentional mating a few weeks ago, she had to be 'packed', bleugh!

 

[Spudlet]

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OMG!!!!!!

It's enough to put you off for life

You know, if you were a dog

Did anyone see that BBC wildlife thing about Yellowstone where the lone wolf mated with a female from the pack, and the alpha male caught them in flagrante and the lone wolf tried to run away while still bonded to the female? Ouchies

Edited for spelling

 

[GinaB]

Goodness, poor wee man! What a typical male though

Wrecks himself nt eh process but is still happy about doing the deed

Han - ouchies to the wolf running away

Wolves have such well laid out social hierachry and only the aplha male and female are allowed to mate.

(I'm such a geek, I had to learn about wolves for coursework and analyse their social structure

)

 

[Spudlet]

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Goodness, poor wee man! What a typical male though

Wrecks himself nt eh process but is still happy about doing the deed

Han - ouchies to the wolf running away

Wolves have such well laid out social hierachry and only the aplha male and female are allowed to mate.

(I'm such a geek, I had to learn about wolves for coursework and analyse their social structure

)

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This was the alpha female, she obviously fancied a bit on the side the dirty hussy

 

[MurphysMinder]

I saw that wolf thing, it ws very ouchy wasn't it. But serves the lone male right for helping himself to what wsn't his

 

[Charmaine18]

Ooch, that sounds horrible! I don't even have one but it's still making me cross my legs! Good thing he didn't seem too bothered by it.

I think I saw that wolf thing, or at least something very similar - I think the one I saw had one of the young females (daughter to the Alpha pair) getting caught in the act with a lone wolf who was then chased away by her father... it's all very Romeo and Juliet.

Also, lower-ranking wolves are occasionally allowed to mate if things are going well enough for the pack to be able to support more than one litter. (I am also a geek, but I don't have the excuse of coursework... I just love wolves!)